This week Sara Saco-Vertiz jumped on "The Early Show" to talk about dumping her boyfriend, now nicknamed "Bo the Bailer" after he ducked a foul ball and let it hit her instead. Though she assured host Harry Smith, who ribbed Bo, that it had nothing to do with Bo's duck-and-cover maneuver.
Sure, Sara, we believe you. We also believe that the thought probably didn't cross your mind that maybe this guy wasn't the best person to be taking your future kids to the ballpark.
So, we had to ask ourselves: Would we dump a wuss?
It turned out that in our pasts, three of us had dealt with feats of less-than-manliness when danger lurked, and today, only one of us remains with the guy who beat a quick retreat.
In my case, I had been married for approximately 72 hours when my husband showed me a side of himself that somehow hadn't emerged during our 10-year courtship. Though he has since changed his lily-livered ways, his failure to act did make me think twice at the time. After the jump, three tales that might make you contemplate dating women.
And a video of Bo in ... inaction.
"Lions and Tigers and ... Wait, Where'd My Husband Go?!" Who it happened to: Liz, 33
Todd and I were on our honeymoon, deep in the wilds of South Africa's Kruger National Park, enjoying the first night of our safari. The camp had set up a candlelit dinner in front of our tent, which was a good 10-minute walk from the main lodge.
As we clinked our glasses for a toast, I heard a slight rustle in the bushes a few feet from where we were sitting. As luck would have it, our guard -- equipped with a rifle in case any big game got a little too curious -- had just left for the lodge to take a quick bathroom break. Before leaving, he'd handed my husband a small foghorn, which we were to blast repeatedly if, say, a lioness happened to show up for table scraps.
He was gone for about two minutes when a second rustle registered from the bushes. This time, whatever was making the sound was definitely closer to us. My husband looked at me wide-eyed and asked, trying to sound as nonchalant as possible, "Did you hear that?"
"Yeah, it's probably just a small critter," I replied, as a third rustle now resonated directly from behind our tent.
Before I could register the fourth rustle, my husband jumped to his feet, blew the horn, ran for our tent, and zipped it shut in about 15 seconds flat. There was just one problem: I was on the other side of the tent, the side with what we imagined to be a giant, hungry lion, saliva dripping from its fangs. Needless to say, the rest of the night did not go as planned. If I could have banished him to the couch, I would have.
"Please Don't Litter" Causes Him to Skitter
Who it happened to: Erin, 26
I'm not a a fan of littering, and I'm not afraid to call people out when they throw their trash on the ground. It's rude, it's gross and it's ugly.
So, when I was at a park with my then-boyfriend and we saw an SUV speed by and throw a bunch of Burger King trash out of the passenger window, my first reaction was to shout, "Don't litter, a**holes!" A minute later, the car braked and reversed back toward us. There was a man driving and a woman sitting shotgun, and she wanted to fight. She started yelling:
Her: F**k you for cursing at me! What if I had kids in the car, b*tch?!
Me: Well, shouldn't you be teaching your kids good habits?
My boyfriend, who had started backing up and distancing himself from me the second we saw the white taillights, was now a good distance behind me. The woman reached into the backseat to grab a bat, and that's when I realized 'I'm about to get my ass beat and my boyfriend is going to stand there and watch.' Luckily, her man stepped in and told her to cool it, and they drove off. Yes, I realize it was my big mouth that started this, but you need a man who's going to be a man and put up a united front with you at all times, not leave you out to dry.
Attack of the Anti-Chivalrous
Who it happened to: Julieanne, 27
"Once, when I was walking with my (very sweet, now ex-) boyfriend in L.A., we crossed paths with a super-jacked, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch–looking dude: backwards hat, black overalls, no shirt. (This was like 2008.) I have absolutely no poker face, and I think the dude caught me sort of maybe laughing at him and started following me, kind of getting in my face and talking about how he was going to kick my ass. My boyfriend just kind of stood there, pokerfaced. The guy eventually went back to whatever '90s-dance-video Stargate he'd emerged from, but I was really shaken and pissed that my boyfriend hadn't tried to get between me and the dude.
Later he explained that it was better for us to use "quiet diplomacy" to solve the situation than to let it come to "fisticuffs." Part of me knows that it would have been stupid to try to fight this dude (as I said, he was pretty jacked) but part of me thinks he was just being a giant pussy.
Ever dealt with a dude who bailed on you? Do share.













Comments:
Add a comment
Saturday 14 August
By mm1999
So basically, two of your "cowards" were guys who refused to play a game of "Let's You and Him Fight" that you initiated. Frankly, I and any other man with half a brain in his head would have done the same thing. If you're dumb enough to pick a fight with a white trash redneck or a roided up thug, why don't you be the one to fight him?
Men and women are equal now. You're the ones who are cowards - you went around provoking people you shouldn't have to the point that they wanted to come beat the crap out of you, and then you wanted your boyfriends to rush in and let you hide behind them while they got pummeled in your place. Equality means you don't have to iron my shirts, and I don't have to try to be the white knight and save my bitchy girlfriend from the consequences of the stupid things she's doing. The only cowardly thing these guys did was not dumping you the second you tried to pull this.
Reply
Saturday 14 August
By myono
I agree. The running from a lion bit I can understand. In that case the man showed no concern for the woman and that is wrong be it a man or a woman. A partnership is a partnership. If one was meant to be eaten by lions, both should be.
But you being too much of a wimp to fight your own battles? Please. If they started the fight, it would be a different story. Maybe you girls should try not being jerks so that people won't try to fight you so often.
Sunday 15 August
By Vanessa
Accidentally giggling at someone dressed like a chav is not provoking the same as provoking. I agree that the best thing to do when aggressive people over react and get in your face is ignore them but it certainly isn't cowardly to want your man to show a little support. By a little support I don't mean getting up in the aggressor's face and saying crap like "HEY MAN GET OFF MAH LADY OR I SOCK IT TO YOU YO", not backing off and looking intimidated is enough.
Wednesday 18 August
By TUFF
MM1999 - I agree that these women initiated the confrontation, but the cowardice that their boyfriends showed was in not shutting down their own women so that others wouldn't feel the need to do it for them!
I don't agree that "any other man with half a brain in his head would have done the same thing." because most of us are actually MEN and know the role that we must play to have a healthy society.
Any man who believes the feminist diatribe, that men and women are equal, give evidence that they lack cajones! Women are supposed to be able to hide behind their men. Chivalry is only dead for the dikey femaie and the cowardly male.
My woman never would have acted in an unlady like manner, but if she did I would defend her first and rebuke her later!.
Thursday 19 August
By Larry Jones
You're being ridiculous. I am all for women's rights and gender equality. However, it is a fact that men are (biologically speaking) the stronger sex. Or at the very least, most guys are larger and much stronger than their girlfriends, respectively. And most women want a man (boyfriend/husband) who is going to protect them from danger. (I think it is evolutionarily "wired" into them) So, when a guy's girlfriend is in danger of getting her butt kicked, her boyfriend should be man enough to step in and defend her--even if she did "provoke" the stupid redneck. If he doesn't, then he is a complete wuss! Men have been protecting their women throughout evolutionary history. And since men are still (generally) much stronger than their girlfriends, they should continue to protect them.
Saturday 14 August
By Wade MacNaughtan
I had a girlfriend, in my 30s, who got into a guy's face. He was not the sort of fellow I would have confronted on my own, but, I felt like I should step in between him and her. I wound up with a bullet in my spine and a nifty wheel chair. She moved on to someone else. Go figure. Sometimes diplomacy is the best thing. Sometimes it's not. A guy, I, got caught by the call of "manhood," and now, something is missing. It's a funny old life.
Reply
Sunday 15 August
By Miss_m
Once I was driving with my boyfriend through a parking lot and I accidently cut off another car. I did the 'oh gee my bad' wave, but my boyfriend leaned out the window and yelled "HEY LEARN TO DRIVE ASSHOLE" or something to that extent. A few minutes later, who should pull up next to me but that car I cut off. A heavily tinted window rolled down to reveal...A scrawny guido lookin' guy with super sculpted eyebrows blasting some awful techno. He just LOOKS at my boyfriend hard, er, as hard as one can look with blochy orange self tanner all over your face and my boyfriend immediately starts stammering, "Oh dude, I'm so sorry man, heh, women drivers, ya know? She totally sucks at driving, I know...She coulda hit you and all".
Reply
Sunday 15 August
By Jenn
Um yeah- If a foul ball was coming at my face- I'd bail too. It's not cowardly, it's the way you react to a ball coming at your face. I sincerly doubt he had enough time to think- hey if i duck this will hit my girlfriend so I should totally take this ball to the face.
come on, lets be serious.
Reply
Sunday 15 August
By rae_anne
I was walking downtown along a major street to catch the subway after a party with my ex-boyfriend. We were in the gay district of our large city, and he had been being a bit of a turd earlier in the night. As we were approaching the subway entrance, a homeless guy, who was on some sort of cocktail of lord knows what staggered into the middle of the sidewalk about 15 ft in front of us. He started blabbering and moaning, yanked his pants down and gives us a full view of his nether regions, while continuing to blabber and moan. My 6'3" 200 lb boyfriend dodged to the side, and plowed into me, pushing me into the busy street, where I nearly got hit by a cab. He was screaming like a girl and trying to run away. I made it back onto the sidewalk unscathed, and eventually back to my condo. I'm glad he's an ex.. what a wuss!
Reply
Tuesday 17 August
By gwalms
I'm going to have to go with the basic premise of mm1999, even though Vanessa has a good point when it comes to #3. I believe in the case of #3 that guy was right.. a poker face, and standing ones ground, doesn't show either intimidation or wanting to intimidate.. its the best thing to do when someones angry in such a case. Obviously he wasn't too scared, or he would of just tried to run away, and if he cared any, grab your hands to come along.. So I don't see how that was showing any sort of cowardice.. Anyhow, I'm sorry ladies, we're men, not knights.. and you're women, not servants. Good trade off, right? hehe :)
Reply
Tuesday 17 August
By ED
I WAS ON THE DANCE FLOOR WITH MY SOON TO BE WIFE WHEN A JERK CAME UP FROM BEHIND AND TWISTED MY EAR. I DID NOTHING. TO THIS DAY MY WIFE THANKS ME FOR NOT STATING A SCENE. THAT WAS 50 YEARS AGO.
Reply
Wednesday 18 August
By Lindsey
Why does everyone thing this kid is such a bad guy? what person in his right mind wouldnt have the knee jerk reaction to duck out of doge when a ball was flying at your face? I mean why didnt his girlfriend make a run for it? i wouldnt ask my boyfriend to take a baseball to the head for me? Im sure if this girl is true blue baseball fan she laughed it off and will be glad to tell this story to her kids someday. Sure its one thing to tase your boyfriend about not protecting you from a stray ball but to actually consider breaking up with him for it is crazy. Its not like he ran when a bunch of pricks were harassing her. He just had the good sense to get the hell out of doge. Im sure he felt bad that his survival instincts didnt include his girl friend, but he probably thought she would move to. lets face it, this isnt a bad guy just a smart guy unfairly acused of trumped up charges.
Reply
Friday 20 August
By Mike M
This is ridiculous. I get the lion thing, that was pretty wussy but the other two? Come on. Its one thing to back your woman up and be on her side but its ridiculous to piss people off then expect us to step in. Thats way more cowardly then them not fighting. I say bravo to these guys (not the lion one, that was lame) for keeping their cool. Next time before you blame us, make sure we started it first!
Reply
Wednesday 18 August
By Scott M
Maybe if the woman had been watching the ballgame she would also notice a baseball flying in toward her head? Psshaw! Everyone knows, especially men on Superbowl day, that sports are just an opportunity for women to engage in their favorite sport, talking and talking and talking and talking and then asking why you aren't tuned into their detailed story about the guy in 4th grade that didn't act they way he should have.
If you get good seats at a baseball game you might want to keep any eye open for the fast-moving baseballs.
Remember guys, should should have done what she will eventually want you to have done, except if she's ever mentioned what she would want you to do, because by then it's too late and you should have known her wish without her having to say anything. I wonder how many times this woman and others like her have chastised some hapless man for not knowing that helping with a door or trying to be chivalrous is actually the worst type of sexist insult on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday but absolutely the minimum required to call yourself a man on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. "If you loved me you would read my mind."
Reply
Wednesday 18 August
By Danielle
I should start this by saying that I'm black/mixed and that my ex is white. Years ago we were at a party where people started talking about basketball. One of his friends went off on how black people ruined the NBA and he just sat there and said nothing. I didn't know the guy and I didn't feel that it was appropriate for me to say anything since I was the only black person at this party, but you better believe that I let him have it when we got back to my apartment. His defense "that guy has the right to think whatever he wants." WHAT! Insane. I asked him if we had kids if he would defend them against a comment like that and he said the same thing, that people had a right to think whatever they wanted. Needless to say, that was the beginning of the end of our relationship.
Reply
Thursday 19 August
By nodevout
lol while i agree that these "ladies" should act like ladies and not call people names, their "men" should act like men and be chivalorous (sp?). Fighting, "beating up" is for playground children. I never call anyone names but I do laugh at a lot of people and I would be pissed if my boy didn't help me too. It's embarrassing and humitliating to have a wuss for a bf. I'd dump him so fast his head would spin. LOL
Reply
Thursday 19 August
By blake
There is a common theme among the last 2 stories... the woman started it and then expected her man to step in. Please, don't get us involved in situations like that, they suck. Especially the last one, why would you taunt someone bigger than your boyfriend?
Reply
Friday 20 August
By J.E.B.
That clown, Bo the Bailer is a class act. In the eyes of all guys in the U.S., he is acoward becuse he let his beautiful girlfriend get hit with the ball rather than try to catch it, or take the hit himself. I'd rather die a hero than live the rest of my life a coward. He doesn't deserve a girlfriend!
Reply
Friday 20 August
By Josh
If you want to be a hero join the infantry and then come talk to me about not being a coward until then keep commenting on what a man should be
Saturday 18 September
By stitched
Wait, so this is saying that men MUST be that "tough, big knight ready to take your battles even if you start it?" LOL, seriously? Yeah, no.
This is the 2010 people, seriously, get with it. Men will not be those shiny knights and women should not be those "oh I'm so scared, if only there was a strong big man to help me ~ !!!" Uhm, yeah.
I don't need any man to fight my battles, screw that.
OH YES, HE IS SUCH A TERRIBLE GUY! Just because he was smart enough to get out of the way while his girl just sat there dumbfounded.
Reply