Anyway, flylashes. So, of course, PETA has condemned Jessica. And you just know that Lady Gaga is sooo jealous she didn't think of this first. She's somewhere right now wearing a weird vintage Alexander McQueen surgical mask or something, screaming at her creative team to step their bizarro-animal-parts-accessories game up. Remember how much media attention that dead-mouse-brooch ridiculousness garnered Marc Jacobs' ex-boyfriend and Courtney Love?
Were we a member of Team Gaga, we think we'd advise her to wear leeches on her nipples to the VMAs. But that's just us.
You can see the whole video -- and decide for yourself -- after the jump.
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