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UPDATE: We don't think Jenny is real. We think it's all fake. Here's why.

Meet our new hero, Jenny. Jenny quit her job via messages on a dry erase board -- which she photographed and emailed to her entire office -- after she overheard her boss calling her a HOPA (which means "Hot Piece Of Ass"). Jenny, going out in a full blaze of glory, also outs her boss's Farmville addiction.

The Chive has the entire slideshow posted -- YOU MUST GO CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW. (And btw, Jenny, if you're reading this, email us. We want to shake your hand and buy you beers and chocolate for allowing us to live vicariously through you.)

Meanwhile, we're created these blank Jenny Dry Erase Boards so you can MSPaint your message to your boss if you were to pull a Jenny. Email it to us and we'll post the best ones on the site (totally anonymously, of course). Or send us your creations on Twitter.

UPDATE: The Facebook group 1,000,000 for Jenny DryErase to Pose in Playboy is now exists. Are we all just victims of a viral marketing scheme?

CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE LOOK:

Should you have quit your job a long time ago? When your co-workers learn that you're leaving, are they going to say, "Well, it's about time she stopped letting them walk all over her"? Are you going to say to your boss, "Are you really that surprised I'm leaving?" Then this look's for you:




Do you constantly ask yourself, "Why is this place so completely dysfunctional?!" and "Why does no one ever refill the damned coffee pot?!" Try this shot:




Do you want to serve up your letter of resignation with a big side of d*ck? Here you go!




Or maybe you just wanna look HOPA-hot while you tell your boss off? Then this one's for you:




(RELATED: If any of our co-workers want to quit, while a dry erase photo collage is really appreciated, our affinity for dessert makes us hope you go with this guy's gigantic-cake method instead.)