It appears that David Hasselhoff has eaten one too many drunken cheeseburgers. Cheeseburger poisoning, after all, is the only logical excuse for this bizarre-o rapey video for Hasselhoff's we're-sure-it's-big-in-Germany hit "Jump in My Car."

In it, Hasselfhoff attempts to coerce an International House of Pancakes' worth of pretty ladies to catch a ride with him in his "Knight Rider"–mobile. Shockingly, they don't acquiesce. And then they do. And then he turns into the devil. What?

Enjoy! And watch him this Sunday, Aug. 15, on Comedy Central, when he's roasted like the naughty "Baywatch" star that he is.