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Can You Also Sue Easy Cheese?
A lawsuit alleges Vitamin Water doesn't actually contain vitamins. Sayyyyy, wasn't Fitty a majority shareholder in Vitamin Water? Why would Fitty lie to us? (Daily Finance)

Do not F**K With Burt and Nan Bobbsey
A pair of 11-year-old twins nabbed a pair of burglars in Fontana, Calif. (Huffington Post)

Guess Who's Got a Website
Advice Dog, Foul Bachelor Frog, meet Cool Internet President. (Wonkette)

Oh, Good, More Oversharing
Facebook's new Questions feature lets you poll its 500 million users. Here's a question, jackasses: Why weren't you nicer to me in high school? (Betanews)

Next Up: Crack in Crocs?
Russian "smuggler" whatever Anna Fermanova used her Ugg boots to transport contraband. Finally, a reason to outlaw them once and for all. (Gawker)



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Blowing Up Her Spot
George Clooney's latest piece, pretty Italian lady Elisabetta Canalis, is a real multitasker, allegedly providing the well-to-do with candy of both the arm and nose varieties. (Dlisted)

No Wonder His Palate Is So Broad
"Bizarre Foods" host Andrew Zimmern honed his taste for testicles when he was destitute in New York City, just like the rest of us. (Gawker)

Dress to Impress
American Apparel's latest nipple-bearing dress: because the conversation part of dating is so passé. Site and photo NSFW, obviously. (Fleshbot)

Bringing Confusing Back
The Justin Timberlake–directed commercial for his 901 tequila doesn't make us want to drink, but it does give us some uncomfortably sexy feelings about dim lighting, battle strategy and cake. (BuzzFeed)

#YouKnowWe'reSadCuz
Twitter is still broken up over the death of its oldest user, 104-year-old Ivy Bean. #depressing #Where'sHerCBSPilot? (Geekologie)