Florida man sentenced to six months ambrosia saladIf you thought it was bad hating your neighbor's loud music, consider yourself lucky -- you could be forced to hate their terrible, terrible pasta salad. Two neighbors in Tampa with a 10-year history of feuding have found themselves forced to get along after a judge sentenced them to have monthly potlucks together.

Tony Alli likes to listen to reggae and calypso when he gets off work. Jose Linares likes to call the cops about it. In January, Linares had a couple of beers with his grumpiness and started a verbal fight that quickly devolved into fisticuffs. Alli was found guilty of a minor battery charge. He was sentenced to six months of probation, 50 hours of community service, and six monthly potluck dinners with his neighbor.

For their first get-together, Alli's attorney will be bringing brownies (who actually pays for said brownies was not disclosed), and Alli might play some Indian music. Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship to us. If we had to potluck with our neighbors, it would probably be Schlitz and Slayer.


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