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We hate to actively encourage anybody to bite our style ... BUT! Sometimes it's just not fair to keep all the flair to ourselves. Sometimes we have to spread the pizzazz.For instance, take this, the Trenta sports bra (at left), which retails for (swallow your Capri Sun before you finish this sentence) $1,850.
As our beloved Michael K might ask, "What the hell kind of G.D. bra is this?"
Glad you asked! According to the press release, it's "the world's most expensive sports bra. With its V-shaped and Black Diamond Swarovski Crystal neckline, the Trenta bra is part of the 'Show 'Em Off' collection, which features a slim pocket in the back and pewter-distressed fabric used on the sides of the bra that adds ventilation and unique flair."
This looks like the album art for "Like a Prayer" aggressively humped your gym clothes. And nothing says "workout" to us like getting macked in the face by a crucifix as it richocets off your cleavage. Viva la Trenta!
The whole collection is available at BodyRockSport. Buy two, for when you get one dirty while dancing to C+C Music Factory, live at the Akron Rib Cook-Off.
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Thursday 22 July
By JOAN
I don't care how rich one may be, anyone that pays this kind of money for this....deserves whatever crap life dishes out.
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Thursday 22 July
By Keri
I totally agree Joan!! Not in this Life time lol...
Thursday 22 July
By Elaine
Give me the plan old cotton bra. A plan cotton bra fits the best and washes easily. Besides why do YOU young things want to show off your bras. Bras are to hold your boobs and keep them for sagging when you get old and should not be an item of outer wear.
Besides, it is a sin to spend that kind of money on such a truly worthless item.
Come on ladies get real...in this economy...think about the future so when you get old and life matters besure you have a bank account to pay for your old age.
By the time you are old enough to retire, no bra of this kind will matter but food on the table will.
With the way this economy is going you will be working till you are 80 and then die cause you will not have saved a thing...so please don't even consider a bra of this kind..continue to be practical with the cotton kind. Guys can take them off just a fast.
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Thursday 22 July
By lhvpc
By the time you get it paid for, the boobs are gonna look like two leather tube socks!
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Thursday 22 July
By Uncle Eddy
yes but does it prevent bouncing
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Thursday 22 July
By jerry
They're built to bounce.
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Thursday 22 July
By John F.C. Taylor
Once you add something to it, it ceases to be a sports bra. I was wondering what made it special until I read the article and realized that the jewelry was part of the bra. That's just ridiculous.
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Thursday 22 July
By Dav
If I pay that much for a bra, there better be a pair of boobs in it.
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Thursday 22 July
By sunny
That is patently ridiculous.
It costs more than my car.
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Thursday 29 July
By lauren
Just save all of your money and dust off the ol' bedazzler.
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Tuesday 03 August
By uggtop
Besides, it is a sin to spend that kind of money on such a truly worthless item.
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Tuesday 03 August
By mbtmvp
This looks like the album art for "Like a Prayer" aggressively humped your gym clothes. And nothing says "workout" to us like getting macked in the face by a crucifix as it richocets off your cleavage. Viva la Trenta!
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Wednesday 06 October
By Maria loves Sports Bras
Actually that is not my style, but this sports bra looks pretty to use for an informal ocassion, however, is too expensive for me.
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