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Hoping to attract a young, sparkly member of the undead? Do we have the procedure for you: the vampire face-lift! It isn't actually a "face-lift" at all -- it's just the latest thing in a long line of things that make Madonna so weird looking injectibles like Restylane ... except this one's made from your own blood! AGGGGGHHHH! An individual's platelets are separated and combined with a "fibrin" mixture. It's then injected into the face, where a "fibrin matrix" forms over the course of a few weeks. The procedure lasts about 15 months. We know. It's OK to cry. (ABC)