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Jul 16th 2010 By Emerald Catron

When Botox Isn't Spooky Enough

Hoping to attract a young, sparkly member of the undead? Do we have the procedure for you: the vampire face-lift! It isn't actually a "face-lift" at all -- it's just the latest thing in a long line of ~~things that make Madonna so weird looking~~ injectibles like Restylane ... except this one's made from your own blood! AGGGGGHHHH! An individual's platelets are separated and combined with a "fibrin" mixture. It's then injected into the face, where a "fibrin matrix" forms over the course of a few weeks. The procedure lasts about 15 months. We know. It's OK to cry. (ABC)

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Monday 19 July

By mike

Madonna weird looking? I guess that might be your opinion, but Madonna is a beautiful woman. She has exercised,not abused her body with drugs and alcohol . and is extremely fit. Those are some of the main reasons she looks great . And not that she hasn't had a little help, but she looks amazing because she has taken care of herself, unlike so many other bombshells in the past (Marilyn Monroe, etc). SHe's a great role model for anyone who is smart and forward thinking.