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It might be time to reactivate our Match.com account, because we need to get married fast. What could possibly inspire us to suddenly crave holy wedded matrimony, you ask? Oh, only AN EAGLE TRAINED TO ACT AS A RINGBEARER!!!!!The eagle has been trained to swoop down out of the sky (YESSSS!!!!), soar down the aisle over the guests' heads and deliver the ring to the groom or best man. The eagle service is provided by Broadwing Events, located in Australia's Gold Coast, and works by having the rings tied to the eagle's feet with leather straps. The eagle is released when the groom or best man holds up a gloved hand holding a piece of meat, which that eagle wants to eat so fricking bad.
If that doesn't want to make you rip off your t-shirt, crank up the Iron Maiden, drink a twelve pack, and get married, frankly, you might have to settle for dying alone.
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Monday 19 July
By ticked off
Get off the sites and stay off you freeken idiot
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Monday 19 July
By r
the american bald eagle as shown in the articles picture is not endangered
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Monday 19 July
By dascaul
I can only guess the writer got his degree out of the back of a comic book. When did "fricking" become a adjective that was aceptable outside of the "Our Gang clubhouse". Maybe it was the person in charge that let it slip not knowing any better his self.
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Monday 19 July
By none
And YOU, on the other hand, are an English professor, I assume.
Monday 19 July
By McPhee
Ummm---It is "himself"....Not "his self". I'm just saying.....
Monday 19 July
By smp276dp
That just shows people have too much time on there hands.
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Monday 19 July
By NN
That is not an american bald eagle, Their heads are white, not like black and dirty looking like that un-American eagle.
True, the ABE is no longer endangered but they are still protected.
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Monday 19 July
By linda
His head is not fully white because he is a young bald eagle.When they are young there heads are not white as they get older and become adults then there heads become white completely.
Monday 19 July
By r
an imature american bald eagle has a dark head that turns white with sexual maturity. People keep telling me my alligator is an endagereded species too and i tell them no thats not true they dont believe me
Monday 19 July
By linda
I got a good one for you guys .What if that beautiful bird that they tie there very expensive wedding ring to, loses it or better yet decides he just wants to be free.Ha bet you guys didn't think of that.Oh and P.S.the bald eagle was endangered but thank god they are not anymore .But they are still protected
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Monday 19 July
By Angiebaby
Delivery via eagle WOULD add a bit of drama! And before you freakin' tree huggers get too riled up about this, perhaps eagles aren't endangered in Australia! They probably aren't endangered here, but hell, we'd declare the swamp rat endangered if somebody thought they could get some federal bucks out of it!
Me? If I have to drink a 12-pack to get married, then I'd rather die alone. And heaven knows if I take off my shirt and anybody with one good eye took a gander at me, they would need a helluva lot more than a 12-pack to say "I do" to that!
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Monday 19 July
By Rich
The "spoken like a true moron" comment I left was for you angiebaby...you angiebaby with your lack of respect for life...
Monday 19 July
By Rich
JERKS
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Monday 19 July
By Rich
Spoken like a true moron.
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Monday 19 July
By rob
And why would the Aussies use an American bald eagle as pictured in this release when they have their spectacular eagle species?
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Monday 19 July
By jk
The groom must be involved with environmental biology like my daughter is. They study birds, go into field and band baby birds, etc She would be the type to do something like this - because of the love of wildlife and birds. This will not hurt the bird at all - it is just a dramatic entrance. The groom may even have worked with this bird before!
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Monday 19 July
By nn
yup, american alligator is also not endangered it is protected, although I don't believe your allowed to own them. :0)
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Monday 19 July
By David S.
Frankly, anyone who wants an eagle at their wedding is missing a few screws in their brain.
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