Lemondrop

Like a Viking funeral, tonight we send the splenderous television series "The Hills" into the ether, lit ablaze never to return again. Love it or hate it (and we know you actually love it), after six years spent listening to long pauses in Lauren Conrad's conversations, watching Heidi Montag's innocence and good looks stripped away, Spencer Pratt–induced surgery by surgery, and -- most of all -- being completely riveted by poorly scripted reality TV, we're now forced to move on.

So whether you've been hooked to this season or you gave up the first time Spencer showed us that awesome flesh-toned beard, we know you have a favorite character. Weigh the options below and let us know which one you are. Then prepare to ... glance at the blank pages before you open up that dirty window and feel the rain on your skin one last time!

LC/Lauren

Pro: Original recipe "Hills." Actually seems like a lovely human being and harbinger of truth and light compared to the rest of these crazy pants, someone you'd actually want to be friends with. Best hair, always.
Con: Already abandoned us, and is now posturing as a writer. Not smart enough to avoid the airborne viruses of Brody Jenner and Jason Wahler


Lo

Pro: Was the Danny Glover to the Mel Gibson (pre–phone tapes) in that she always seemed "too old for this shit," as opposed to the rest of the gossiping monkeys. Voice of reason and legitimately funny.
Con: Could be considered a hanger-on, if you're just looking for a reason to pick on her.

Kristin

Pro: Equal parts stone-cold fox and total bitch.
Con: Equal parts stone-cold fox and total bitch.

Audrina

Pro: So alternative. With those eyes always watching the ceiling means she can protect you from above-eye-line dangers. The conduit through which Justin Bobby was brought into the world
Cons: Responsible for the Ryan Cabrera renaissance, not the sharpest tool manufactured for children.

Stephanie

Pro: The light to the dark of the Pratt family. And now that she's sober, she's not as dumb as we thought. Also funny, though not always intentionally.
Con: Pratt blood runs through those veins. Problems with the law. Enemy of Kelly Cutrone.

Jen Bunney

Pro: The proverbial spoon, always good to stir some controversy and sleep with someone she's not supposed to.
Con: Really? All Jen Bunney is, is con.
So as we prepare to bid adieu to these ladies, tell us who you'll miss the most.