Oh, WeTV! Where would we be without your miniaturizing every aspect of our relationships, engagements and weddings?

Case in point: Their show "Put a Ring On It" helps apparently clueless boyfriends figure out how to propose to their girlfriends. In this special episode of PAROI, BF Michael wants to disrupt the space-time continuum in order to ask his girlfriend Nadia to marry him. OK, sure, because chicks dig a man who can stop time. He and a team of totally unnecessary "experts" help him pull it off in a very unromantic German beer garden.

That's great and all -- but we couldn't take our eyes off the distractingly large box of tissues on Michael's coffee table. What is THAT about, boyfriend? Enjoy!


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