From the wildly overpriced to the straight-up insulting, what's the most inappropriate gift you've ever received?

"My then-boyfriend's dad had recently taken a trip to the Philippines after his grandmother passed away. For my birthday, my boyfriend gave me a fish in a small tank, which I thought was neat, but at the bottom were his great-grandmother's pearl earrings that his dad had gotten when they cleaned out her house. When we broke up he refused to take them back, and they are still sitting in my jewelry box, never worn, five years later."
-- Carrie W, 25 (Dallas)

"After about two months of dating my now ex, I came home from a trip to Canada to be surprised by ... a rabbit. Unfortunately, the thought that rabbits are very destructive and really a lot of work did not enter his head. So now, almost two years after breaking up with this guy, I am still shoveling rabbit poop."
-- Elena B, 22 (Cleveland)

"I was a little taken aback when the 'amazing birthday surprise' my then-new, now-ex-boyfriend was planning on getting me turned out to be a shiny '90s clubbing T-shirt from a men's clothing store. He had bought it for himself but realized it was too small. Being too lazy to return it, he somehow figured it would make a decent birthday gift. He was fairly overweight so him thinking it would fit me was insulting to boot."
-- Martha E, 29 (Calgary, Canada)
"I once got a treadmill for my birthday a month after we started dating! I wanted one but was not thrilled when my new beau got it for me." -- Brittany L, 24 (Boyertown, Penn.)
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Friday 09 July
By Lala
I received a toyota convertible for my 17th bday from my ex. i refused to accept it tho.
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Sunday 11 July
By TJK
He should have sent you to a grammer class.....
Sunday 11 July
By natosha
I had a boyfriend a while back that was so smothering it was creepy. we had only been dating a few mo and he was was already talking the love word. he was 13 years older than me, and probably ready to settle down, but I was 30 and just enjoying myself. I cared for him, but the time came to break it off. he actually bought me a car to try and win me back! sweet idea but oh so creepy. I didnt accept the car, and told him the right one was out there for him, but it wasnt me. even creepier, I would see him drive by my house at night in the car he bought for me. thank god he wasnt violent. just really creepy.
Sunday 11 July
By TO TJK
"Sunday 11 July
By TJK
He should have sent you to a grammer class....."
OH, the irony...
Sunday 11 July
By AreYouKidding
Hey, TJK:
Regarding your comment that reads,
>> He should have sent you to a grammer class.....
Sunday 11 July
By debra
wtg lala
Sunday 11 July
By Kathy
somehow find that hard to believe
Sunday 11 July
By Kathy
LaLa - I find that hard to believe!
Sunday 11 July
By planetchris
Hey TJR,
If you're going to call someone out on their grammar you might want to at least spell grammar correctly. LOL. Your grammer is the old lady who visits you on Christmas.
Sunday 11 July
By Sin D
My ex got a " W " tattoed on each of his buttock cheeks for my 21st birthday (my initials) ...so now everytime he bends over it says "WOW" ...and itsays " MOM " when he stands on his head....I was not amused and broke up with him right away
Sunday 11 July
By Bob
Was your ex like 40
Tuesday 13 July
By carter
My friend got me a copy of "get in the Kitchen, B--tches" cookbook for my birthday.. (google "whipped and beaten culinary works" to find it) thought it was hilarious.
Friday 09 July
By Fyfe
last year i was given a 'personalized' romance novel which included my boyfriend and i's names, our car, our favorite vacation, etc. seriously, there is nothing more disturbing than opening up a page and seeing sex scenes with my name in them in print. the worst part? i don't know how to get rid of it other than burning. it's got my NAME in it!!
oh, and a relative got me a $150 remote control monkey head from Sharper Image too.
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Sunday 11 July
By truthteller
One can NEVER say "my boyfriend and i's names"! It's "MINE, and my boyfriend's name". Also acceptable is "My boyfriend's and my name." Your sentence was wrong on so many fronts. You and your boyfriend each have one first name, presumably, so the plural for "name" is incorrect. For example, you cannot say "my heads", or my "boyfriend's and my heads", as you each have just one head. The phrase "my boyfriend and I" is only proper when you and your boyfriend are the subject of a sentence, as in "My boyfriend and I won the race." If you leave out the boyfriend, you can test the sentences, as in "I won the race" and "The book had my name in it'" Your name and your boyfriend's name are the compound objects of the sentence, so you need the form of "my" or "mine". Don't they teach grammar anymore in schools??!!!
Sunday 11 July
By peggy fult438
my now ex once gave me a candy bar for my birthday bye bye
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Sunday 11 July
By Tim
You ho's expect too much anyway... glad I'm gay and don't have to deal with you bitches
Sunday 11 July
By tom
sooo what u dont like candy??? i dont get it. women love chocolate. and this list in the article the only thing i found bad was the tshirt......i mean a the girl said she wanted one soo the guy was being nice and bought it for her....a cute rabbit and some nice pearls....girls get over urselves
Sunday 11 July
By CC
My ex, after 2 years of dating, got me a chia pet herb garden for x-mas. The first year he got me 6 glasses with some gold trim--but the chia pet herb garden was awful (I guess it could have have been worse as the Elmer Fudd)!
Sunday 11 July
By Kate
My boyfriend handed me a bouquet he'd arranged himself!--by stealing flowers from my neighbor's front yard...we didn't make it in the end.
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Sunday 11 July
By tina
my ex gave me a jewlrey box. I was ok, nothing special about, and very plain. But then several weeks later he told me he won the jewelry box from a raffle...
I was so turned off! So basically he gave me a cheesy gift from a raffle... so much for the thought that counts...
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