We've always thought of Ken as the silently suffering guy pal to brash and annoying Barbie, and this new tell-all video, "Grooving with Ken," confirms our suspicions.

As Ken talks about what it takes to be a fabulous toy, a few things become clear: He's totally in denial that he's a "girl's toy" and gets supremely riled when he's called a "glorified Barbie accessory." Behind the sparkly shirt and sculpted hair, there beats the plastic heart of a sensitive man. Enjoy!