The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Kaka. Messi. Cristiano. They look like soap stars, kick like rock stars – and, frankly, make our hearts break a little each time they lose. Or win!
If you've found yourself staring slack-jawed at the TV as the World Cup plays out, or caring just a little too much about some member of a team you didn't know existed last week, we hate to break it to you, but ... you've officially got a soccer crush.
Don't worry, so far we've got eleven. In no particular order, a whole team's worth of guys who make us very gooooaaaaaalll!-oriented.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name:Fabio Cannavaro
Team: Italy
Why He's A Nominee: If there's going to be a one-named Fabio in the world, we vote for him. At 36, the defender -- and captain -- of the Italian team has already led Italy to one World Cup win, back in 2006.
Upon his return, he was given the keys to his hometown of Naples, but we're sure those baby blues have opened many more doors.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name: Cristiano Ronaldo
Team: Portugal
Why He's A Nominee: Just look at him. 25, and beautiful enough that he could step in as Madonna's newest boy toy.
Instead, it was Beckham's shoes he filled when he was signed on by Manchester United for a cool $132 million, making him the highest-paid footballer in the world. Brilliant, but rumored to be a bit of a cheat. No way to know how that behavior would translate off the field.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name: Iker Casillas
Team: Spain
Why He's A Nominee: Well, we'd be inclined to do anything this fine-looking captain of the Spanish team commands.
Of course, dating him wouldn't be easy: His girlfriend, Sara Carbonero, a gorgeous sportscaster, was blamed for Spain's shocking loss to Switzerland last week, with fans claiming that the fact that she was so close to the field distracted this smokin' goalie.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name: Joe Hart
Team: England
Why He's A Nominee: The tow-headed English player was named Head Boy back at college in Britain, and we're inclined to agree.
The one-two combo of his blond mop and intense stare would be enough to do us in -- in an Eminem-y kind of way. But we hear he's no slouch in goal either.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name: Karim Ziani
Team: Algeria
Why He's A Nominee: The soccer world pronounces him a "creative" midfielder, but as far as we're concerned, if you're this good-looking, you're allowed to be dull.
French-born, he's considered a hero by many in Algeria for scoring the goal that led to the country's first World Cup since 1986, and we'd happily line up for an autograph.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name: Lionel Messi
Team: Argentina
Why He's A Nominee: Besides the fact that it's his birthday on Thursday?
(He'll be a seasoned 23.) Frankly we're in it for the floppy hair and boyish grin, but the fact that he's considered one of the best players of his generation suggests he's more mature than his years.
Messi, alas, is already spoken for, by a girl from his hometown of Rosario.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name: Mario Eggimann
Team: Switzerland
Why He's A Nominee: Call him the big lug from Brugg -- this handsome Swiss defender is 6'3", and in our opinions, save chocolate, one of the country's best exports.
Age 29, and married with a daughter, born in 2008, he's our walking, talking, ball-blocking definition of a DILF.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name: Oguchi Onyewu, aka "Gooch"
Team: USA
Why He's A Nominee: He may have spent a good part of last year on the injured list, but we wouldn't mind fetching ice packs for this kindly-faced fullback with the 6'4", 210-pound body of a modern-day god.
Of Nigerian descent, raised in D.C., Google the Gooch and you'll find one of the most common searches is his name, followed by "wife" or "girlfriend." We can see why.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
Name: Ricardo Kaka
Team: Brazil
Why He's A Nominee: Guys this cute aren't usually God-fearing, but Kaka' -- who allegedly got his nickname from his younger brother, who couldn't pronounce Ricardo as a kid -- credits his playing (and, we guess, his looks) to Jesus.
In fact, after every goal he scores, you'll see him pointing his fingers at the heavens in thanks. Which is just what we'd do if we got him home.
The Hottest Men in World Cup Soccer
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Wednesday 23 June
By Princesa
As a Spaniard, I have to confess I´ve been in love with Iker Casillas forever. He is hot, smart, humble, kind, caring, nice and the best goal keeper, to he point that his fellow players call him "Saint Iker". His thing with Sara Carbonero is soooo romantic though, he got a serious crush on her but she wouldn't pay attention to players when she got the job. He had to send her roses over and over, to prove his true interest. They are very cute, and all that crap about her being responsible for the team failure is nonsense.
Go Iker! Go Spain!!
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Thursday 24 June
By Madena
This list is ALLL wrong.
Fernando Torres
Cristiano Ronaldo
Ricardo Kaka
Benny Feilhaber
Fabio Cannavaro
Gerard Pique....and the list goes on!
Tim Howard?!??
Zlatan Ibrahimovic?!?!?!?!?!?
Lionel Messi?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WOW. The lemondrop staff bombed this article!
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Friday 25 June
By queenbee
who intha hell made this list? Out of all those men, you came up with these to be the hottest? I know this is a lie because David Beckham isn't on it. I know you may be tried of seeing his pics, but i'm not. And let's keep it real, he is hot. I just knew I was going to see him and some of those other sexy cats. I am disappionted.
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Friday 25 June
By KIM
UNFAIR they should have people from all teams most are from USA nobody cares about them (well for me that is).Teams like japan korea mexico germany be serious
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Friday 25 June
By Emily
Except that David Beckham isn't playing in the world cup this year.
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Saturday 26 June
By trmz
Neither is Ibrahimovic
Sunday 27 June
By btiiiielly
But he is there as a coach.....thank god....he is by far more of a hunk than anyone else
Monday 22 November
By guitarchick
i think David Beckham and Cristiano Ranaldo r def the hottest jeez 2 bad beckhams not single and either is ranaldo god their hott
Monday 22 November
By guitarchick
i think David Beckham and Cristiano Ranaldo r def the hottest jeez 2 bad beckhams not single and either is ranaldo god their hott
Saturday 26 June
By Jessielra
I can't believe you missed Yoann Gourcuff. I have no idea what the man is saying but I could watch him all day.
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Saturday 26 June
By Lola
Com'n people at @ least one is correct here...TIM HOWARD!
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Saturday 26 June
By Lola
Com'n girls @ least they got 1 right...TIM HOWARD!
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Saturday 26 June
By Lorna
These guys are ugly come up please!!!!!!!!
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Saturday 26 June
By layla
ibrahimovic should not be on this list for he is not in world cup this year. sweeden diid not qualify... and he is not all that hot. i agree with some of the comments that lemondrop massed this list up. there much hotter players than some of these like eg messi...he is more cute than hot. trust me i am watching games every day.
i completely agree about tim howard, however, he is one of the hottest ther.
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Sunday 27 June
By ST
Hmmmm, so that's the hottest soccer has to offer? There may be one or two in that line up that make attractive but not hot. The pic on my msn page that leads in to this article was hot and I was misslead in to believeing I'd see more of this in the soccer line up lol. Where are the abs the article was talking about and the other stuff??? All I see are some guys in soccer jerseys, no abs and other stuff!!! lol. If they are going to verbally drool over their bods and put the guys in the line up because of them at least show them, maybe just show from the neck down though ;)
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Sunday 27 June
By Sophie
Uh...FERNANDO TORRES?! By far the hottest man in the World Cup - an amazing player, with a beautiful wife and daughter (who he's been with since he was 17) - a humble guy who deserves to be #1 on this list.
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Sunday 27 June
By gorrie
Its FOOTBALL not soccar. This is the FOOTBALL WORLD CUP.
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Sunday 27 June
By foottyfan
Welcome to the FIFA World Cup. A true world cup, where all the nations of the world participate.
Lots of hot guys on show from every corner of the world. By the way, please notce the wird FIFA .......stands for Football, not soccar.
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Sunday 27 June
By fotfox
FIFA World Cup......Football, not Soccar.
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Sunday 27 June
By Nadine
Yes, you are so right. The word Soccar is so annoying.
The list is awful too !!
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