In our fast-paced world of globalization, double half-caff-low-cal-no-whip-soy mochachinos, news alerts, tweets and turbo-speed Internet access, our dreams are working overtime to keep us sane. Our unedited, unscripted, unrated, uncensored, graphic, high-speed, high-tech, sometimes-violent and XXX dreams toss out the G-rated niceties of our public persona. In our nighttime dream theater, our small voice of intuition and authenticity gets a bullhorn and runs the show without constraints.
Dancing wildly in the grey matter of today's dreamer are such symbols as: blog, life coach, laptop, Twitter, terrorist, eBay, Tivo and Starbucks. Instead of a horse and carriage, a modern dreamer might dream of a fuel-efficient hybrid car zipping past gridlock traffic in a HOV lane. Instead of penning a letter with a quill, you might dream of sitting in an Internet cafe emailing a friend. Instead of surfing the ocean blue, you might dream of surfing the Web and meeting Mr. or Mrs. Right on Match.com. Understanding the symbolism behind these 21st-century words will help you keep up with your dreams that are trying desperately to keep up with you!
After the jump, the top 10 dream symbols today's dreamer dreams about most -- explained.
10. SpamDreams about spam signify a lack of boundaries and that you are being inundated with energy that you don't want from people that you don't enjoy. If this is the case, then your dream is giving you permission to set clear boundaries with people in your life. If you dream of being the one sending the spam, then this could be a message for you to reestablish integrity in your communication and be more respectful of other people's boundaries.
9. Oprah
A dream about Oprah Winfrey represents altruism, inspiration, and that you are exalting your gifts for the benefit of all. Synonymous with Oprah is "Remember your spirit"; becoming all that you can be, materially, physically, and spiritually.
8. IVF
Dreams of In Vitro fertilization represents that you are asserting your will in the creation of a baby, project, or relationship. You are not taking "No" for an answer with regards to the obstacles and challenges you face in creating and fulfilling your desires.
7. iTunes/iPod
Because music represents a medium that greatly influences feelings, moods, attitudes and thoughts, dreams of an I-pod represent that your ability to have mastery and control of your emotions, moods and thoughts is in the palm of your hand.
6. Match.com
Dreams about match.com (or any Internet dating website) represent your desire to meet someone special and to expand your circle of possibilities. This dream also signifies your awareness that you are connected to a much larger playing field than your normal day to day reality. You are looking for love, feeling lucky, and hopeful that love is on the way.
5. eBay
Dreams about shopping or selling on E-Bay represent your connection with the world and with unlimited opportunity. Pay attention to the feeling tone of this dream to see whether it is telling you to monitor your shopping, or to prepare for a great opportunity. Consider what you are shopping for, what you are selling, and/or if retail therapy is really going to fix you.
4. Hybrid Car
Dreams about a fuel efficient car represent a desire to conserve energy, and are an indication that you are globally aware, mature, responsible, conscious, and mindful of natural resources, namely your natural resources (time and money).

3. Email/Internet
Dreams about e-mail represent communication and a desire to reach out and touch someone. E-mail can also represent a kind of aloof intimacy and/or unwanted communication. Dreams of the internet represent having the world at your fingertips, and your connectivity to everything, everyone, all the time; a net in which all solutions you seek are caught.
2. Text Message / IM
Dreams of a text message signify a desire to connect and to stay in touch with someone from afar. You have a desire to get to the point, clarity, and to spell out what it is you want to communicate.
1. Cell Phone (iPhone, Blackberry)
Dreams of a cell phone represent telepathic communication. Significant aspects of this dream are the person you are calling, and/or who is calling you, whether or not you are able to reach him or her, and the status of your connection (four bars, three, two or one, or none). What you say or what is being said is of utmost importance.
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Dream Doctor Kelly Sullivan Walden is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and author of the bestselling book "I Had the Strangest Dream ... The Dreamer's Dictionary for the 21st Century" as well as "Discover Your Inner Goddess Queen ... An Inspirational Journey From Drama Queen to Goddess Queen." Kelly is featured regularly on Fox News as well as in Cosmopolitan, Elle, Bride, Seventeen and US Weekly. She is the creator/founder of The Dream Project, a nonprofit organization bridging the gap between the United Nations and inner-city schoolkids.











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Monday 21 June
By sbbntexas05
This is got to be one of the dumbest lists I have ever seen. It really is difficult how some of the people writing these articles have a job, when so many good people are out of work.
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Monday 21 June
By red
I have not dreamed of any of those.
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Monday 21 June
By RUKiddingMe
Really?! Did somebody DREAM they actually had something useful about which to write? Perhaps someone should put down the iPod and stop texting/chatting on the cell phone while watching Oprah and surfing the web looking for bargains and hot dates and maybe, I don't know, READ A BOOK, for Pete's sake! This was truly a ridiculous read.
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Monday 21 June
By Don
Maybe what these people think are dreams are actually their sleep deprived lives At first I thought I was worried I needed a doctor's care because I was having dreams about wrestling alligators, going to work/school naked or unprepared and the classic falling dream. LMAO at yet another way some people can get paid for essentially doing nothing.
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Monday 21 June
By Dick
This is the second time (that I know of) that AOL has run this stupid piece. No one dreams of spam or the internet. The jackass that wrote this useless piece should be barred from ever publishing an other article.
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Monday 21 June
By Mike
Has the person who signs her paycheck seen this? Where can I get a job writing nonsense like this?
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Monday 21 June
By Miriam
I have been into dream interpretation for 38 years and I loved this article. She is right on if you really study dream interpretations. I printed it and put it into my dream journal for a reference. Great article.
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Monday 21 June
By Me
I actually dreamed (dreamt)? Oprah once... weird dream.. nice to know what it means:P
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Wednesday 23 June
By sbw
I took an advanced psych course in college once and in it they discussed common dreams that people would have, and NONE of them were in common with any of the topics suggested in this article. Flat out NONE!!! The most common dreams were either about flying by simply flapping your arms suggesting a desire for more freedom, or being back in grade school and suddenly noticing you were sitting at your desk and you were either naked or only wearing your underwear suggesting anxiety or embarrassment about something more current. However, the topics suggested in this AOL article are a crock.
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Sunday 11 July
By GrannyH
I've heard some doozies in my time but WOW! Y'all need some help! I have a 2year old grandson and a newborn granddaughter who are much more intelligent than anyone writing your articles. So if you want some REAL babble that makes sense look me up!