In our fast-paced world of globalization, double half-caff-low-cal-no-whip-soy mochachinos, news alerts, tweets and turbo-speed Internet access, our dreams are working overtime to keep us sane. Our unedited, unscripted, unrated, uncensored, graphic, high-speed, high-tech, sometimes-violent and XXX dreams toss out the G-rated niceties of our public persona. In our nighttime dream theater, our small voice of intuition and authenticity gets a bullhorn and runs the show without constraints.
Dancing wildly in the grey matter of today's dreamer are such symbols as: blog, life coach, laptop, Twitter, terrorist, eBay, Tivo and Starbucks. Instead of a horse and carriage, a modern dreamer might dream of a fuel-efficient hybrid car zipping past gridlock traffic in a HOV lane. Instead of penning a letter with a quill, you might dream of sitting in an Internet cafe emailing a friend. Instead of surfing the ocean blue, you might dream of surfing the Web and meeting Mr. or Mrs. Right on Match.com. Understanding the symbolism behind these 21st-century words will help you keep up with your dreams that are trying desperately to keep up with you!
After the jump, the top 10 dream symbols today's dreamer dreams about most -- explained.
10. SpamDreams about spam signify a lack of boundaries and that you are being inundated with energy that you don't want from people that you don't enjoy. If this is the case, then your dream is giving you permission to set clear boundaries with people in your life. If you dream of being the one sending the spam, then this could be a message for you to reestablish integrity in your communication and be more respectful of other people's boundaries.
9. Oprah
A dream about Oprah Winfrey represents altruism, inspiration, and that you are exalting your gifts for the benefit of all. Synonymous with Oprah is "Remember your spirit"; becoming all that you can be, materially, physically, and spiritually.
8. IVF
Dreams of In Vitro fertilization represents that you are asserting your will in the creation of a baby, project, or relationship. You are not taking "No" for an answer with regards to the obstacles and challenges you face in creating and fulfilling your desires.
7. iTunes/iPod
Because music represents a medium that greatly influences feelings, moods, attitudes and thoughts, dreams of an I-pod represent that your ability to have mastery and control of your emotions, moods and thoughts is in the palm of your hand.
6. Match.com
Dreams about match.com (or any Internet dating website) represent your desire to meet someone special and to expand your circle of possibilities. This dream also signifies your awareness that you are connected to a much larger playing field than your normal day to day reality. You are looking for love, feeling lucky, and hopeful that love is on the way.
5. eBay
Dreams about shopping or selling on E-Bay represent your connection with the world and with unlimited opportunity. Pay attention to the feeling tone of this dream to see whether it is telling you to monitor your shopping, or to prepare for a great opportunity. Consider what you are shopping for, what you are selling, and/or if retail therapy is really going to fix you.
4. Hybrid Car
Dreams about a fuel efficient car represent a desire to conserve energy, and are an indication that you are globally aware, mature, responsible, conscious, and mindful of natural resources, namely your natural resources (time and money).

3. Email/Internet
Dreams about e-mail represent communication and a desire to reach out and touch someone. E-mail can also represent a kind of aloof intimacy and/or unwanted communication. Dreams of the internet represent having the world at your fingertips, and your connectivity to everything, everyone, all the time; a net in which all solutions you seek are caught.
2. Text Message / IM
Dreams of a text message signify a desire to connect and to stay in touch with someone from afar. You have a desire to get to the point, clarity, and to spell out what it is you want to communicate.
1. Cell Phone (iPhone, Blackberry)
Dreams of a cell phone represent telepathic communication. Significant aspects of this dream are the person you are calling, and/or who is calling you, whether or not you are able to reach him or her, and the status of your connection (four bars, three, two or one, or none). What you say or what is being said is of utmost importance.
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Dream Doctor Kelly Sullivan Walden is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and author of the bestselling book "I Had the Strangest Dream ... The Dreamer's Dictionary for the 21st Century" as well as "Discover Your Inner Goddess Queen ... An Inspirational Journey From Drama Queen to Goddess Queen." Kelly is featured regularly on Fox News as well as in Cosmopolitan, Elle, Bride, Seventeen and US Weekly. She is the creator/founder of The Dream Project, a nonprofit organization bridging the gap between the United Nations and inner-city schoolkids.











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Saturday 19 June
By redhead
I sent in my comment and you didn' send me an email to click
and confirm.......what is the matter with all you people who work
at AOL> ?????
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Saturday 19 June
By Brownie the Clownie
I once dreamt that a hamburger was eating me...
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Saturday 19 June
By jayisijkimjordan
what if u have a dream about the internet, but its about being a specific fictional characters friend on facebook...??
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Saturday 19 June
By Rob Jones
You gotta be kidding me, right? This is one of the stupidest articles I've seen on AOL. Why do I continue to pay for these idiots?
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Saturday 19 June
By bluntnbipolar
ROTLMMFAO..................................its a pity what stupid shit I have just read!Never DREAMT any of that Bull!
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Saturday 19 June
By MJones
Who dreams this crap up.?
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Saturday 19 June
By Jim
Stupidest article yet from AOL; stupidest book about the stupidest subject written by someone with no more expertise in the field of dreams than my cat. Unbelievable. And AOL expects to continue in operation.
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Saturday 19 June
By Dream On
Ms Walden appears to be a fairly intelligent and well-educated professional; it is therefore astonishing that she should write such drivel and expect it to be taken seriously. Or is this some kind of AOL "Gotcha" of dubious intent?
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Saturday 19 June
By JOY
WOW
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Saturday 19 June
By pam
see that everyone is thinking along the same lines on this particulafr subject. there is nobody I know nor can I imagine that would dream of any of these things . think author is just trying to sell books . I DO NOT THINK SHE WILL SEE MANY . i WOULD SAY A BIG 0. .
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Saturday 19 June
By joy
I have never had any such dreams as the ones mentioned in this article!!! NEVER! Just tell me what it means when you dream someone is chasing you, or you are falling, or if you dream about dead people!
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Saturday 19 June
By Beth
WTF? Well, there goes 5 minutes of my time that I will never get back! Grrr!
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Saturday 19 June
By Nancy
I read this and literally started looking around for the folks from Candid Camera.
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Saturday 19 June
By pam
I like those dreams more on the erotic side dont you agree ? makes for a very nights sleep
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Saturday 19 June
By Gary
"Each component of a dream has meaning".................Psycho-babble. Mind-worshippers can't bring themselves to admit that they don't have a clue about what those visual images are. Did anyone ever think that maybe the brain slips its clutch when you go unconcious? When you are oxygen deprived you hallucinate. Your oxygen level drops when you sleep. Meaning the visual parts of the brain free-wheel when you are not fully concious. That makes a lot more sense than the idea that Elton John handing your a bagel on the moon has some inner meaning.
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Saturday 19 June
By mojo
people who can interpete dreams are lined up from the length of the boardwalk in atlantic city with a few in every city and town in america. they also sell the book that interprets what number to bet with the bookies according to the dream you had last night. years ago gypsies used to roam the country's mountains and valleys to read your fortune in a crystal ball which doubled as a paperweight. a lovable group they were even though they took money from people who didn't even know they were being taken for a ride. now in this electronic world in which we live someone came up with a top ten list of what your dream about a cell phone or i-pod means. you know what it means? it means a lot of you are so hungry for attention and encouragement that you made these faceless, electronic devices the center of your world that keeps you informed on the items you fed it. it's not real it can't make decisions for you so you stay up till all hours trying to get an edge on tomorrow. me i come home every night and open mail containing checks from customers whose appliances(washers dryers etc) i repair every day for the last 40 years, pop back my lounge chair or take my kids and grandkids on vacation every summer to south jersey shore i try to get there a couple of days at a time because hot weather means air conditioners and refrigerators don't like summer but that's another story. usually i watch a yankee game go to sleep and dream about normal things like hot women and cold beers and look forward to the morning and what the day will bring and thank the Lord for what i got
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Saturday 19 June
By JThunders
I once dreamt that I was eating a sasquatch, and when I woke, my wife was gone.
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Sunday 20 June
By VAladybug
Wow, could AOL have found a more blantant way to advertise sponsor's products. That article had nothing do with dreams and everything do to with trying to get readers to spend more money.
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Sunday 20 June
By Judy
ROFLMAO @ Kelly Sullivan Walden for actually dreaming of becoming famous on the internet one day. Here's my dream: I just had a dream that this topic was written by a person who has unfullfilled dreams.Translate that for me pretty please.
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Monday 21 June
By jim
10 people dreaming about texting have 10 different reasons. What a crock of beans this is. Every item or theme presented in a dream arises from particular aspects of THAT specific dreamers personality, motivation and needs. It doesn't come up from some "dream dictionary" that instantly explains just what someone has in mind. Get over yourselves.
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