A few weeks back, a news segment made the rounds on the Internet: the hard hitting story of some mall-loving teens in San Antonio who think they are werewolves.

We can't. Stop. Watching it.

It's a lot like "Dr. Strangelove": Every time you watch it, you catch something new and unbelievable. But whether you're seeing it for the first time, or the eleventy-first, there's something new to love. From the girl in black lipstick who kindly explains that "We're not a gang at all. Gangs, are like, posers," or the mom who insists that she makes her son remove his "fangs" before he enters the house, and the son's off-camera "NUH-UH!" Bookmark it, folks. This one's a keeper. Enjoy!