.Fun new site Before You Were Hot chronicles the metaphorical duckling-to-swan journey, in human form. "We started the site after finding (and laughing about) photos from our own awkward stages," say founders Melissa Walker and Anne Ichikawa, both 32. "We realized that EVERYONE had this bad-style/silly-hair period, and we thought it would be fun to celebrate."
Indeed. At left, some examples, starting with Lynn then: patriotism with crooked glasses to boot.
... Lynn now.
Michael then: middle part, goggle glasses, bucky-the-beaver teeth and all ...
... and Michael now.
Stephanie then: In case you can't tell, there are some lovely gold initials on those sunglasses ...
... and Stephanie now.
Jeremy then: It may not surprise you to know this young fella was suspended from junior high for 'smoking in the boys room' a few weeks after this photo was taken ...
... and Jeremy now.
Erin then (scrunchies, retainer and all).
... and Erin now!











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Thursday 03 June
By nodevout
'before you were hot'? how about before you were not? once ugly always ugly....
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Sunday 06 June
By bhonest
could you have picked a bigger bunch of losers to do this story on. It looks like the second person when from a girl to a guy. I could not agree more with nodevout. Who's paying this person to do these articles?
Sunday 06 June
By Patti
How about "before you were rude & mean"? Oh, yeah...you still are!
Sunday 06 June
By nikki
LOL so so true!!
Sunday 06 June
By shanedieselblack
Damn straight! People can not change their genes! Give it up, people! Ain't no amount of plastic surgery gonna help!
Sunday 06 June
By Lisa
SERIOUSLY??????? THEY'RE STILL NOT HOT.
Sunday 06 June
By zhiwang32
"We started the site after finding (and laughing about) photos from our own awkward stages," say founders Melissa Walker and Anne Ichikawa, both 32. "We realized that EVERYONE had this bad-style/silly-hair period, and we thought it would be fun to celebrate."My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at agelesscupi d.c ooom a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
Sunday 06 June
By Joanie
funny!
Sunday 06 June
By erica
that is totally not true.....
Sunday 06 June
By john
you got that right!!!!! they looked better before!
Sunday 06 June
By scir91onYouTube
PERFECTLY SAID! and braces do not count as a part of you. i don't know why the article mentions that. it is just a temporary device as are eyeglasses. all these people are missing symmetry, proportion, and lacking features such as a defined jawline for men or large eyes for women. erin turned out fine but michael has a dodgeball forehead, wow that is FUGLY!
Sunday 06 June
By SomeonesBlind
I have to agree with s9 about the guy's forehead. I'm not vain and certainly not what some would consider a beauty, but that massive forehead on that Michael guy is grossss! Some people get stuck with those HUGE foreheads and I feel sorry for them. There's an actress in the movie Last Vacation who plays a secretary and she has one of those HUGE foreheads too. If I had one I'd have to buy some kind of a 'rug' to hide it. It's pretty nauseating!
Sunday 06 June
By Bob
LMAO
Wednesday 09 June
By meanpplsuck
wow.. u must have looked in the mirror!
Sunday 06 June
By Splashhole35
WOW...looks like everyone grew up and matured except you!
Sunday 06 June
By carole
are you speaking from your own personal experience?
Takes one to know one
Sunday 06 June
By Kenn
It should be "Too bad you're still a dog".
Sunday 06 June
By bballchic5567606
WOW UR NICE!!!!!!!!
Sunday 06 June
By Straight_Shooter
Yeah, inside and out too
we can tell you are still festering inside yourself
Sunday 06 June
By dn
Not to be mean or anything, but I actually thought some of these people were better looking in the FIRST picture.