Look at meeeee, I'm Sandra Leeeeee / I put corn nuts on my Kwanzaa cake ...

Wait a minute, that doesn't rhyme! Nor does it make a lick of sense!

Ha ha, it doesn't have to, it's one of the many wacky recipes of the FoodNetwork's nutty Sandra Lee, which are pretty much the MadLibs of cooking.

For instance -- in this Memorial-Day-picnic-ready instructional video, Sandra shows us how to make a May Punch, which basically involves upending a fruit stand into a sundae dish full of André. I think she meant May [Cause] Punch[ing Your Dad], as in, this thing is definitely going to turn your picnic from a friendly gathering into a soccer riot. Enjoy!