Chloe Sevigny -- her incomparable wackadoodle style, her incredibly bored affect. You think you know her, but you have no idea. Just check out this video of "Chloe" talking about her favorite birthday presents -- everything from "a vintage half-caftan from Vivienne Westwood Gold Label" to "a high-heeled purse from Little Tic Tac."

So avant garde. So tres chic!

OK, fine, so maybe it's not actually Chloe Sevigny but comedian Drew Droege doing his best Chloe impression. We love it -- and her -- anyway. Enjoy!