If you're worried your wake might be a dreary affair with dim lighting and not enough, say, PIZAZZ, try to die in Singapore. Yes, Singapore, where they hate gum, but for $22,000 will throw you a funeral just like a Def Leppard video
, complete with fog machines and a laser light show
. The Nirvana Memorial Garden columbarium also offers lounges, air conditioning, skylights and an indoor garage for people visiting their deceased loved ones, who may be tempted to make out or cosmic bowl. (Yahoo!