Lucy Meadmore: Like a Virgin...
Ladies, Would You Forego Sex For the Perfect Bikini Body?
Sex rehab? Borrrrrrrrrring. Now there's a fun new way to stop a cheater in his tracks: the do-it-yourself public service announcement. One seriously pissed-off Brooklyn girl papered her neighborhood with homemade flyers outing a guy she took in to live with her. He was formerly homeless, she said. And after she gave him money, lodging -- and presumably, love -- he repaid her by bringing other women home to her place and having "mad, passionate nasty sex" with them.
As she puts it on the flyer, depicting this Photoshopped image of her Lothario's face:
"Beware of me ... I haven't had a job in decades. Matter of fact look at my résumé it is a complete figment of my imagination. What's worse, I'm a man of 44 years with no job and no women so I use women to survive. I met a woman who gave me everything I wanted and needed. When I had no food, she fed me, when I had no roof, she made her home my own..."
Leaving aside this particular lady's taste in guys, we think she's on to something: Imagine if we got so advanced we stopped these guys before some poor women got her heart stomped on. What if we created anti-cheating public service ads starring all those dudes who really ought to come with warning labels? Think: The opposite of Greatboyfriends.
Just imagine the voice-over: "May cause heartbreak and vomiting. May cause loss of appetite and dizzy spells. May cause your mother to hate him. May render you unable to date for years at a time ..."
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Thursday 20 May
By Danny
I dunno , I don't think women could handle the female version of that double edged sword of yours.
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Saturday 22 May
By Jenesis227
I dunno, Danny. Men seem to have more of a desire to cheat than women do, as they seem to have more of a conscience, but there are women out there who also cheat just as well as men do. To the cheaters: don't commit yourself to a relationship and you won't be pegged as a cheater. Duh!
Saturday 22 May
By TRUE
last time i checked, girls also cheat. how 'bout that apple?
Saturday 22 May
By Simzee
All cheaters should be OUTED in this manner.
Saturday 22 May
By SheWolf
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Saturday 22 May
By lking4trbl
Who really cares how cheaters feel? Male or female they are a low form of life and deserve all the humiliation and embarassment that can be heaped upon them.
Saturday 22 May
By jw
You maybe right!!! But who cares if woman is that low she deserves the same
Saturday 22 May
By tyrebitre
I don't know about that, DANNY. When a cheating guy is outed, he usually becomes toxic to all women within the victim's circle ( out to like the 10th ring ). However, when you post your cheating wife or GF's pic and contact info, you have simply increased her available pool of potentials and sent her into SlutPuppy Heaven.
Saturday 22 May
By Opihi
WOW I'm inspired by this. I've been trying to expose AOL's sneaky way of creating profiles and archives of all your comments to ALL AOL message boards. I've just been posting this warning below. Now I'm going to try UTube ...... I don't think flyers are going to cut the cake.
WARNING ... there is a Hyperlink under your display name on this comment board. Try it. WOW .... isn't that neat?. There's your "profile'.
That profile was created the first time you signed on to ANY comment board on AOL ... and there are almost a hundred of them, including this one. It's linked to your EMail address . Permanently.
Now look at the nice archives of EVERY comment you've ever made, right there on your profile. To be seen by anyone who clicks onto it.
AOL never warned you that whatever name you first used would be DISPLAYED online and on that profile. Even if you later post under a pseudonym .... heck ... that original name is still on your profile. Gee whiz .... they never even warned you a "profile" was being made. Only that your comment had been "verified". Sneaky sneaky .... Since when does "Verify" mean "Set up your profile with all your comments listed" ?????
Oh yes. If you have an unusual name and you've ever posted anything on LemonDrop, your profile may be picked up by Google Search and you'll be all over the World Wide Web as an independent link. Instant fame?
Nasty Nasty ....
Thursday 20 May
By bleepblorp
It's dumb how you act like girls are incapable of being just as big of jerks as men are.
That said, this was funny.
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Saturday 22 May
By Zeppelette
Kind of a stupid comment -- this isn't about women versus men.... it happened to be a guy that cheated this time, but if a woman does the same thing, she oughtta be plastered up all over the city too. Your comment is like when a 3rd grader gets into trouble and says "oh, but Janie did it too!". The flyer didn't say "this guy cheated but chicks never cheat" -- just says he's a snake. Got a problem with it? Go spring for some flyers and out some stupid broad who did the same thing - yeesh!
Saturday 22 May
By Agree2
Women are as bad as any guy.Yeah i am a lesbian,have had women in my life who behaved just like any guy.I am not taking up for guys,since i have never date any,but from my understanding,its not the gender its more like the morals and behavior.
Women plays around and use any one who will be so foolish to listen to that i love you bull shit,then what do you know they are saying the same thing to some one else.Then when they are busted they try to find all the reason in the world why they are a jerk and a liar,hoping you will give them another chance,while on the down low they are still up to no good.
Any way my point is,its the same shit just different gender.
Saturday 22 May
By Michael Pouchert
The problem with most women is they cant be alone, not for a moment. When the current relationship appears to be rocky they begin to look else where. Usually she will have a man that has been hitting on her already picked out. With that said, they cheat on every man they date because they sleep with him to be certain that he will stick around for a while before losing the the current man. Jumping into another relationship is exactly the opposite of what you should do after a break up.
Friday 21 May
By marilyn
That Sounds like my ex except he is 33years old,preys on younger women.I was 16 when him and I First met he was 27.Guys like that make me soo sick he even proposed to me and got me a ring.what a waste now I dont know what I ever saw him in.
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Saturday 22 May
By nate
you fell for it dummy.
Saturday 22 May
By violin
No surprise here. There is one thing women haven't learned yet: when a man wants to stray, he will and there is nothing you can do about it.
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Saturday 22 May
By Russ
violin, many men are that way, but so are just as many women.
Sunday 23 May
By Willow
To Violin: I'm not so sure about that. You could cut off his little pee pee and tape it to his hand. Then he could surely stray but the wouldn't be able to do much except shake a woman's hand.
You pretend to think that women haven't learned that men are going to stray? I'm pretty sure we figured that stupid comment out a LONG time ago. But just because he's going to.....and just because we can't exactly stop it.......doesn't mean it's OK! And I think that is the reason for this article.
The woman who posted the flyer made it just a little bit more difficult for "useless guy" to get a date and she probably felt just a little bit better.
Kind of like how I feel a little better making you look like an idiot for that ridiculously ignorant comment of yours.
Ahhh I feel better already :)
Saturday 22 May
By Patrick
I believe the problem is that people these days dive headlong into relationships without taking time to know each other. They're in bed on the first date, moving in together within a month, then all too often there's a baby on the way (who'll undoubtably do the most suffering) by the time they learn each other's ugly secrets and no longer want to be together. There's a lot to be said in favor of old traditions.
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Saturday 22 May
By shell
Patrick, I just hope others see and agree with your comments. Some things can not be improved upon. Relationships are very fragile and to make a snap decision to move in together or have sex just to feel good at the moment is a critical mistake. Lasting relationships need to grow slowly, quietly, peaceably, and privately. Good luck to you finding a girl with the same values.