Talking to kids about sex is awkward. First, you have to explain all of the mechanics that make it awesome and then you have to provide a litany of reasons to AVOID DOING IT AT ALL COSTS.

Thank goodness for Goldie Hawn! Not only will she have a frank and open discussion with your emotionally precocious children about teen pregnancy, she'll do it wearing high-waisted pants and a pinkie ring. Be sure to watch for Eric, the sharp young ginger who reminds us that "there's a difference between sex and love." Too true, Eric, too true. Enjoy! (Thanks, Found Footage Festival.)