A new website is selling colonies of pubic lice for the express purpose of letting you give crabs to those you hate. Je veux ta revanche indeed! The aptly (if uncreatively) titled CrabRevenge.com will sell you 30 living eggs for a mere $20. According to the site, it's run by a guy who knows "a thing or two about biology and revenge." (GARGAMEL? It that you???) The next time a guy accuses you of giving him crabs, tell him he probably got them from the filthy Internet. (News.Com.Au)