Michelle Thomas attacked her husband for sucking in bedIf your man is so bad in bed that you feel compelled to stab him with scissors, you might need to find a new one. Michelle Thomas, 26, of Hudson, Texas, became so frustrated after a lousy lay that she allegedly stabbed her husband with a pair of shears to demonstrate her displeasure. (And we usually just slam cupboards really hard.) In her mug shot she looks pleased as punch, despite facing up to 20 years in jail for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Her husband doesn't want to press charges. Awwwww, at least he's romantic. (News.com.au)