"One Tree Hill"'s Hilarie Burton and Javier Bardem lookalike / "Watchmen" star Jeffrey Dean Morgan reportedly had a secret love child together. (via PopEater)

Joaquin Phoenix
's mental breakdown was fake. An upcoming mockumentary starring the actor confirms longstanding rumors that his hobo beard and "rap career" were all for show. This does, however, make him a genuine d-bag. (via Dlisted)

Chaz Bono spent his first day as a legal man looking better-dressed and surrounded by more chicks than most genetic dudes could ever hope for. (via TMZ)
Oh no she di-in't! "Glee" star Lea Michele can look forward to never being photographed again after reportedly sassing the hell out of celebrity shutterbug Patrick McMullan at the Time 100 gala. (via NY Mag)
Drake was flashed by a concert-goer at a recent show, proving once again that being a famous rapper named "Drake" is way more awesome than being a Canadian teen actor named Aubrey. (via BuzzFeed)
Kendra Wilkinson, who played sad over the upcoming release over her sex tape, reportedly tried to get the same tape distributed just last year. You can take the girl out of the Playboy mansion ... (via Radar)
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