According to her latest music video, Miley Cyrus "Can't Be Tamed," but she could have the decency to put some clothes on over her sexy eagle costume before we all go to jail. (She's still 17, guys.) (via Gawker)

In a list much debated by doctors, scientists and tween girls, the top 23 ways you'll die makes no mention of Bieber Fever. (via BuzzFeed)

The Los Angeles county coroner has determined that Corey Haim died of natural causes. (via E! Online)
Lindsay Lohan showed up for something today that didn't involve the words "ski party" -- a deposition. (via The Superficial)
Bret Michaels is out of the hospital and in the clear. Conversely, no skank is safe. (via I'm Not Obsessed)
Motormouth: Enrique Iglesias
"I'm an MTV fan, so it's cool to be associated with them. I do wish they played a little more music videos, obviously. Or some music videos ... I don't know if they play music videos anymore." -- The sexy singer wants "music" back in "music television." (via PopEater)

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