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Katie Holmes is slated to play Jackie O in a new mini-series. No word yet if the rest of the cast will be played by robots as well. (via Just Jared)

Vincent Van Gogh didn't cut off his own ear. Chuck Norris went back in time and did it for looking too much like him. (via BuzzFeed)

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $1 million to appear on "Celebrity Rehab," half of which she has already spent, and the other half she's rolling into straws. (via I'm Not Obsessed)
Bret Michaels is once again conscious, talking and will soon be getting back to booty duty. (via PopEater)
Sandra Bullock bounces back from her husband's cheating scandal by adopting the world's cutest baby. (via People)
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