In a perfect world, America's boyfriend / favorite figure skater Johnny Weir and terminal weirdo Lady Gaga would have adorable sequined babies together. (We have the technology now.) But until they find their ideal surrogate mama (a la SJP) we'll just have to settle for this interpretive ice-skating collaboration, in which Weir sparkles up the ice to Gaga's "Bad Romance."

Will somebody please get these two a pair of matching costumes and organize some kind of live collaboration already? National Latex Council, we're looking at you. (Stick around for the end of the clip to catch Weir looking suitably confused at the Russian announcer barking at him.) Enjoy!