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Well, somebody is still still effing Matt Damon. The actor's wife, Luciana, is expecting the couple's third child. (via Dlisted)

Move over, Kristin Cavallari -- little kids tackle "The Hills," sans booze, tight dresses and Brody Jenner. (via BuzzFeed)

"The City"'s resident human being, Roxy Olin, talks TV and Travis Barker in her latest interview. (via PopEater)
Tito Ortiz claims that he never hit Jenna Jameson, and that her injuries came as a result of her addiction to hillbilly heroin. (via TMZ)
Fountain of sanity Courtney Love claims that she slept with Gavin Rossdale during his marriage to Gwen Stefani. (The Superficial)
Motormouth: Paris Hilton
"I earned all this, you know? I see some of my friends I grew up with from rich families. Their parents spoiled them and they never made them work... and now they're like 30 and still living off the parents, having to ask for everything, being on a budget. It's nice to feel accomplished and independent." -- The heiress and reality star(?) / model(?) discusses overcoming white privilege. (via Esquire)

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