Hey, did you know that Cyndi Lauper released a pop single to go along with the 1985 ur-Kids' Movie, "The Goonies"? You did? Well, hey, King of the Internet, guess you don't need us anymore.

But if you didn't, or you're humoring us, we'll enlighten you. The song was called "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough," and the video ... was awesome. It featured a weird story line, Rowdy Roddy Piper, THE WHOLE CAST OF "THE GOONIES" and not a lick of sense whatsoever!

We're not tooooootally clear on what the Goonies 'r' good enough for. (Remedial math? Clue Jr.? Child slavery?) What we do know is that this video never says die. Truffle-shuffle along, and enjoy!