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Do you need a reason to stay awake all night? Like, maybe you're babysitting late, pulling an all-nighter at the University of Phoenix, or you're trying to head off jetlag by staying up until you're on Tokyo time?Well, it's your lucky day. Meet Alex McRae, the creepiest creeper ever to skulk the creep circuit. Alex is a humanoid gastropod who's allegedly teaching men "How to Pick Up a Girl in a Bar," but the video should really be called "Flavor Savers and This Shirt: A Seminar in How Never to Get Laid." Perhaps the most terrifying moment probably comes at 1:33, when Alex suggests you hit on a girl by asking her if you can eat her eyes. Not joking! To quote Alex, "It's just strange!"
Check out Scary Alex and pray for the any-number-of-women who could be chained to radiators in his basement as we speak. Then head on over to our cousin site Urlesque and check out their collection of rib-tickling response videos. We're sorry in advance for the nightmares. Enjoy!
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Friday 23 April
By jeff
SIGH! A KID IN A SANDBOX WOULD HAVE MORE SUCCESS THAN THIS DUDE!
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Friday 23 April
By Alicia
So creepy I couldn't even watch the whole thing.
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Friday 23 April
By K
Basics ARE, not basics is...
Holy moly, are those moles are zits? Gross!
Anyone coming at my eyes with pinchy fingers will get kicked in the nuts.
Using a divorce analogy for dating advice? LOL LOL LOL
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Monday 26 April
By SFLAG
I suspect this guy spends a lot of time in the "best [gay] friend" category.
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Monday 18 October
By JAZZ GUY
I'm not afraid to say that I understand where this guy is coming from.
It seems that most of you don't understand analogies.
He's using humorous analogies and is not at all serious about eating someone's eyes.
Perhpas some of you NEED to have someone seem a certain way for your intentions which may be to put someone down in order to feel superious.
I've passed this to a couple of my friends who are women and, they thought it was humorous.
Some of you also put him down with immature slurs such as "zits", etc.
Rather than be insukting to seem better, try looking at this with some humor.
OK, not it's your turn to put me down.
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