William Shatner needed Lin Yu Chun tonight, and he needed him more than ever -- the pair performed a surprise duet on the little-to-ne'er watched "Lopez Tonight." (via Gawker.TV)

The Juice may no longer be loose, but it's still important for Ford Bronco owners to make OJ jokes. (via BuzzFeed)

Coinslot covers -- keeping your asscrack classy since never. (via Geekologie)
"Biggest Loser" trainer Jillian Michaels said she won't ruin her body by having babies. Besides, there's only room in this world for one pregnant transsexual. (via Huffington Post)
Even ghosts hate animal cruelty -- PETA resurrected Bea Arthur for their latest campaign. (via PopEater)
Lindsay Lohan who is NOT, we repeat, NOT on cocaine tweeted up a storm about the fake cops who are after her. (via The Superficial)

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