According to high-ranking Iranian cleric Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi, earthquakes and other "calamities" that have plagued Iran are caused by women who dress inappropriately (i.e., see those ladies at left -- gasp!). This mode of dress "incites" extramarital sex, says Mr. Cleric, which in turn causes ... the earth to move!? We can only imagine what he'll chalk volcanic eruptions up to. (Telegraph)