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Laura Hall -- first ever nationwide banned drunkThe rather dubious honor of being the first person banned from visiting pubs, bars and clubs; drinking in public; buying alcohol; or carrying it in an unsealed container ANYWHERE in England or Wales goes to ... Laura Hall, age 20. Apparently she's a very antisocial drunk! We can't honestly say we're too surprised the first nationwide drinking ban went to one of our gender: Once cops start dispensing free flip-flops so drunk ladies won't bust their ankles, it's pretty much all downhill from there. (Daily Mail)