Esquire *boobs* named Christina Hendricks *boobs* America's hottest woman because *boobs* Christina Hendricks is America's hottest *boobs* woman. (via PopEater)

Ever thought, I wish these show tunes were accompanied by 900 percent more penis? Never fear, "Glee" porn is here. (via Fleshbot, NSFW)

Like every man who's supported Kate Gosselin, Steve-O finds nuts are irreparably damaged. (via TMZ)
Put on your hazmat suits, America! Snooki is single once again. (via The Superficial)
Motormouth: Chris Noth
"Love letters were a big part of my romantic life when I was younger. I feel sad that we're living in a culture that doesn't write letters anymore. It's a lost art. It's something that adds dimension to the romantic life. Emails and texts just don't cut it." -- The "Sex and the City" star reminds us why he's so swoon-worthy. (I'm Not Obsessed)

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