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Bret Michaels is out of the hospital following an emergency appendectomy. His doctors assure fans that he will be back on skank patrol as early as next week. (via People)

Forget your Red Bull, insider trading scandals and cocaine: The Forbes Fictional 15 is a group of billionaires we'd actually hang out with. (via BuzzFeed)

8-bit makes its glorious return all over our Interwebs in this loving compilation dedicated to a simpler time. (via Gawker.TV)
Tila Tequila's career hits a new high at her new job as a day-shift stripper in the Bronx. (via Dlisted)
Russell Brand thinks that Justin Bieber should develop a heroin problem, calling drug overdoses "Darwinian." Bieber replied, "Baby, baby, baby, nooo," and tossed his fancy hair. (via PopEater)
Motormouth: Rufus Wainwright
"I love, love 50 Cent. I think he's just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he's gay ... It's OK, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert." -- The singer tells Details his theories about the macho rapper. (via Page Six)
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