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Lady Gaga isn't having sex, so can the speech you've prepared for that awkward reach-around. (via The Superficial)

For the vodka enthusiast who isn't it doing it right: vodka bottles you can read with LED displays. (via LikeCool)

Bill O'Reilly and the Insane Clown Posse. And why not? (via BuzzFeed)
The Vatican has forgiven the Beatles for John Lennon's statement that the band was "more popular than Jesus." Ringo Starr, the Beatle voted "less popular than government cheese" responded, "Meh." (via PopEater)
Everything you wanted to know about "Glee" but were afraid to ask. (via Gawker.TV)
Motormouth: Jake Gyllenhaal
"I think it's important for every man to find the right woman and every woman to find the right man ... Who am I to say what the most important thing in life is? The best answer I could give to any of those things is that I don't really know." -- The actor tells GQ his views on opposite marriage. (via Dlisted)