Lately, walking around my neighborhood in Brooklyn, I've had a serious case of wandering eye: I can't stop staring at window boxes.For weeks I've been obsessed with what to plant in the two soil-filled trenches taking up space on my back deck. I've compared the efforts of every single brownstone on our block, but it feels like the gardening equivalent of Goldilocks: This one's dominated by flowers that are an icky pink (think: the bright coral polish of every Golden Girl in Boca), that one's too fussy, and who fills an entire planter with just petunias!?
I was shocked to discover I had so many opinions about flowers, and worse, absolutely no clue how to combine them to get that bushy, healthy, and seemingly effortless lots-of-different-colors-and-textures look. Then, while home visiting my mom in Detroit this past weekend, I found the answer at -- where else? -- Costco.
Containers Made Easy! An entire magazine devoted to my plight.
I spent the entire weekend tagging pages with little Post-Its and scribbling down species I'd never heard of before but suddenly had to have in my life. Creeping Jenny! Confetti Lantana! Karma Sangria Dahlias! I was drunk on plants.

But Containers Made Easy, I was delighted to discover, elevated that to a fine art.
There are stories showing you how to pick plants that mimic the shades in a Monet painting, or how to use a floral fabric you like as a jumping off point for your container. They teach you to think about how the color and texture and glaze of your pot will tie in with the flowers and the leaves -- not to mention the patterns of veins in said leaves. But they had me at one of the cover stories:
"Star plants!" the headline screamed. "10 Flowers That Bloom All Summer!"
Be still my beating heart. Then I discovered that Containers Made Easy also offers "recipes." In other words, 30 different window boxes broken down into diagrams which show you exactly where to plant what -- and how many of each plant you'll need.
At least now I know why my feeble attempt at orange and yellow zinnias with cascading potato vine (a trailing plant! I had felt very advanced) fell a little flat last summer: I had planted about eight plants in all, instead of the recommended 30 PER WINDOW BOX!
Apparently you have to crush the plants' bulbs to pack them all in, but don't worry, the magazine assures you, it won't hurt 'em a bit. Oh. Armed with all this new knowledge, I'm now on a quest.
The hardest part is that once this flowering multiverse has been revealed to you, it's easy to get dizzy with the possibilities. So far, Containers Made Easy has published three special issues (available for $9.95 each). But Volume 2 is already sold out, so apparently I'm not the only one who finds magazines about plants in pots a hot commodity. As you might imagine, the guy in my life thinks I've gone mad.
Have a window box recipe that's worked for you? Send it in and you might just receive a pack of seeds from a star plant in return.
Carrie Sloan is the Editor in Chief of Lemondrop. She nearly killed her first plant -- named "Ninja" -- in college, and had to send it it home to her mom to rehab. She's hoping for better luck this summer.












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Sunday 11 April
By Karen Gelet
I suggest Carrie take her next vacation somewhere other than Boca.
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Sunday 11 April
By Al Schrader
These are great to reduce your carbon footprint, and they look good.
I suggest plant zucchini squash & spinach - both look nice & will reduce your grocery bill....Al-
Sunday 11 April
By Mary
In trying to read the article above about container gardening; my eyes drifted off to the right of the column and I couldn't help but read the tag line: "Ten Things You Don't Know About My Life As a Dominatrix". Shouldn't filth like this be listed on a porno site? A little further down, you will see another tag line that reads: "Feminine Odor". Come on already. Stuff like this shouldn't even be on the computer, much less in an advertisement area next to an article on gardening. The computer is going downhill real fast.
Mary
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Sunday 11 April
By Joanne
All the author is saying is well and good. I too am drawn to the wonderful containers. My problem is WHERE DO YOU FIND THE PLANTS MENTIONED??? I find that is probably the most frustrating part.
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Sunday 11 April
By Freaks everywhere
I hear you Mary. This site has been offensive in many ways for a long time. Many a time I clicked on an innocent sounding article, only to be directed here. So to those who say, "If you don't like it, don't read" , the damage has been done. We were offended innocently by clicking on the stupid link. It seems we are surrounded by filth, night and day, there is NO getting away from it. THAT IS WHY WE COMPLAIN. Because it is in our faces, whether we like it or not. But then, the FREAKS like it that way. Heaven help our kids. Morals are a joke.
So sad. What has happened to our country?
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Sunday 11 April
By David S.
Then perhaps you shouldn't have a computer, because apparently you and Mary are offended by just about everything. Get rid of the computer, the TV, and hide in your house so you don't have to do deal with real life or anything you find the least bit unpleasant. The rest of us wil live in the real world, thank you.
Sunday 11 April
By Tunnel vision
To the ladies who were offended by the side articles, I hadn't noticed them until you put them in my face on the comment board.
It's all what is in your mind....
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Monday 12 April
By shirley brown
I too was fascinated by "container gardening" and felt especially drawn
to do something when my new neighbor proved to be an avid gardner.
I solved the problem by going out and getting real nice black soil and then
planting my Silk flower arrangement in my window container. Lasted all
summer and into the Fall. The neighbor thought my box was "really pretty"
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Tuesday 13 April
By Lillie McSmith
Wow, I completely misinterpreted the title of this article, which I thought was about bikini grooming.
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