When I was six weeks pregnant, my best friend got engaged. Her fiance, Drew, enlisted my help to surprise her, and after he popped the question on top of a bridge with a killer view of downtown Nashville, we whisked her off to a restaurant where his parents and her parents were waiting on us (unbeknownst to her.) The plan went off without a hitch, Jaime was in shock and awe, and I was completely relieved. Until the champagne bottles started appearing at the table. Pre-pregnancy I would have been the girl who ordered the first bottle, stuck a straw in it and said, "What's everyone else drinking?"
But with a developing embryo inside me, that wasn't gonna happen, and it was going to be noticeable that I was abstaining. I couldn't very well announce that I was pregnant to the whole table (hello, thunder-stealer, thanks for coming), but I hadn't really prepared for what to say instead.
So when Drew's dad put a glass in front of me, I waved my hand and said quietly, "None for me, thanks."
The first three months of pregnancy are tough. You don't want to tell everyone in case something happens to your baby (20 percent of women miscarry in the first 12 weeks), but it's tough to hide when so many changes are taking place in your body and your lifestyle. So I bring you Sneaky Tricks Other Women Have Used -- if only I had talked to them before the engagement party.
"I had my 10-year high school reunion when I was only a few months pregnant. It was at a local bar and everyone was drinking, so I ordered a club soda with lime and told people it was a vodka tonic. I also wore a babydoll shirt to cover my growing pooch."
-- Sara, 30, Roanoke, Va.
"When I was eight weeks pregnant, I went to a wedding and drank water out of a Miller Light can all night. I also avoided my best friend Shannon for six weeks because I knew I couldn't hide it from her." -- Ashley, 34, Atlanta
"On nights when we were out drinking, I would order something alcoholic, then slowly pour it into a separate glass when no one was looking. My boobs also grew at an unbelievable rate, so I had to wear three shirts (a tank top, a shirt over that and then a sweater over that) to hide them!" -- Lisa, 29, Miami
"I told everyone I was on a cleansing diet -- all natural fruits, foods and veggies. I could avoid alcohol without suspicion." -- Kara, 31, Boston
"Both times I've been pregnant it was over the holidays. I enjoy both wine and beer, so my friends would know something was up immediately if I was sticking to a non-alcoholic beverage. This past Christmas, while at a party in my hometown my husband drank a bottle of beer then rinsed it out, and poured apple juice into it. It worked like a charm!" -- Chevonne, 31, Victoria, British Columbia
More on Pregnancy:
+ Men More Likely To Be Pleased By Unplanned Pregnancy (Lemondrop)
+ The Surly Rantings Of a Pregnant Woman -- Will I Be A Loving Mother? (Lemondrop)
+ Why You Shouldn't Fear You'll Be A Bad Mom (ParentDish)












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Thursday 08 April
By K
Another weirdo insane article.
1) Seriously. I doubt VERY much that if one person doesn't drink that the whole room goes silent or even notices. Talk about delusions of grandeur. Individuals are just not that important to everyone else. Unless there's a back story. Maybe you're known as the biggest lush in town and people couldn't wait to see you strip off your clothes, climb up on the table and do the star spangled banner. Again.
2) So, someone mentioned you were pregnant. So what. Any congrats weren't stealing anyone else's thunder, it's just polite noise and they quickly moved on to something more interesting. Again, individuals are just not that important to the rest of us. Yeah, yeah, good for you, what's for lunch?
The whole article just sound like paranoid drunk talk, frankly.
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Thursday 08 April
By my opinion
WOW K!!!! you must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed....
Collen and the bride to be are best freinds.... part of being best freinds is usually knowing the others freinds and family, and probably caring about them... so yes they really might have gotten quiet when she turned down a drink... and no she doesnt have to be a lush... just be with people who care about her!!! and since she was with people that care about her and what happens to her... then yes I would bet money that they do care about her as an individual!!
It sounds to me like its you that needs to get over yourself!!!
Thursday 08 April
By Melissa
I totally agree with K. And it's liberating to realize that most people really don't care about what you do as an individual.
Friday 09 April
By tj
1. clearly your circumstances differ from both the author's and my environment. i was in the early weeks of pregnancy over the thanksgiving and christmas holidays this past year. my husband works for a beer manufacturing plant and it is never in short supply at any of our gatherings. i can't tell you how often i was offered a beer. i managed to decline (just held onto an open one) most of the time, or accept and hand off to my husband. had i not done so, it would have been short order before the pregnant accusations would have started flying.
2. she was simply trying to be polite by not announcing her pregnancy. i wonder if you've ever been in her shoes... it was her friends engagement party and therefore "her day." the author was simply trying to be a good friend by not doing anything to distract everyone from what they were there to celebrate, the engagement, not the arrival of a new baby. (funny how you consider a new baby less interesting than the lunch menu...)
perhaps you could attempt to be a little more aware of your surroundings while in public. just because you don't care about other individuals does not mean that others either share your point of view or callousness.
Monday 12 April
By anita
k she was TRYING to be a good friend and not steal her friends moment im not saying getting engaged isnt a big deal but so is having a baby she just wanted to give her friend her moment and im sooo sorry individuals mean so little to you you must be very lonly
Monday 12 April
By duke
Why do you have to drink to socialize? I agree with you K.
Monday 12 April
By darg1223
I think the author was trying to say that the family was TOASTING the couple and she was the only person at the table that refused to join them. Get it?
Monday 12 April
By Jacynta
It is pretty silly, why would you hide something like this unless you were ashamed of it? Not telling people for 3 months is a little much just because 'it might not make it'.
You'd be surprised how rude people can be when it comes to drinks though. A pair of my grandparents were trying to stuff drinks down my throat on Easter. I would keep saying "no thanks." and smiling, and they just kept getting more aggressive and ticked off with every question. Some people are just dumb, and can't comprehend the fact that sometimes, people just don't feel like alcochol.
Monday 12 April
By Andrea
You would be surprised how many people want to make it THEIR BUSINESS if you don't drink. My current b/f drinks beer...I don't. His ex offered me a beer, I declined...her jaw DROPPED and she said "you don't drink?"...uh..no..
So, just because when you are at a party and you are standing alone in the corner, nobody notices YOU or pays much attention to you, don't think it happens to all of us...
Sorry...
Monday 12 April
By dyinglaughing
K:
That was the best reply EVER.
Monday 12 April
By Roan
I'm with K on this one! Nobody gives a shit. To believe for one moment that an entire evening is ruined by your refusal of one glass of champagne is narcissistic, ludicrous and self-indulgent. I'd be more shocked if you actually stuck a straw into an entire bottle of champagne than I would if you didn't drink at all (and, as your friend, I would feel compelled to advise you to seek AA).
You know what? I can't believe I even read this article. Even more ridiculous, I can't believe I'm actually taking the time to respond to this B.S.
That just shows you how empty my life is.
Where's my damn bottle of champagne?!?!
Monday 12 April
By Just PRETEND that you're sipping
I agree with the comment that the author made a big deal about people "noticing her every move". Here's a tip for any pregnant woman who doesn't want anyone to know yet that they're pregnant:
PRETEND to sip without actually drinking anything. No one is going to notice !!!
Monday 12 April
By Lauracat
I've read all the replies to your comment and I am totally with you on this one, I mean the arrogance of the writer thinking that her "big secret" was so much bigger than her friends "little engagement" just seems like the writer has placed way more importance on her self, the thing about the table suddenly getting quiet- please, I'm sure it did.......NOT! And the whole thing about trying to hide your pregnancy????? why, seriously why try to hide it? I think these women really do think that its just the biggest thing since peanut butter that they're pregnant and they're just going to surprise the world with it when they're ready- someone should really let them know that outside of friends and family- nobody gives a sh*t, so the only ones they're keeping this "great" news from are the people that care about them. What idiocy!
Monday 12 April
By Peg
Yikes, you obnoxious little twit! As it's obvious you were raised by a classless pack of wolves, allow me to enlighten you. To those of us raised in a genteel society, it IS considered quite rude to steal someone's "thunder" especially while attending a party to celebrate what's supposed to be a once-in-a-lifetime event (ie: Bridal Shower, Engagement Party or Wedding). Announcing ANYTHING of LIFE-CHANGING importance is not only rude and obnoxious, it's just plain rotten, and YES, it does, for however BRIEF a time, take attention away from the focus of the celebration. Before you waste the rest of your life being a social idiot, pull that stick out of your butt and enroll in Gale Carnegie!
Monday 12 April
By Nita
you are absolutely right! worst article everrrrrrrr! what the hell! who gives a damn about you not drinking unless you are known as an alcoholic or a big drinker or something...goshh i cannot believe how boring and stupid this aricle was and how in the hell it made it on AOL top 9...goshhh sorry i never ever spend time typing my opinion but i really had to say something and agree with this comment.
Monday 12 April
By Jen
I agree... how self centered are these people. No body really cares. And to think you stole her thunder... I doubt you have that kind of power. So you are not drinking....maybe you are not feeling so great, don't feel like drinking, on medication or how about you are driving, there a ton of reasons people do not drink and its not because they are pregnant. People are not sitting around thinking about you. Get over yourselves!
Monday 12 April
By Erik N
Those were my thoughts exactly. I was about to reply when i read your comment and started laughing. You would have to be like a total alcoholic or party animal for anyone to notice that you weren't drinking that night.
Monday 12 April
By Sidthe Kid
Some people do not want everyone to know they are preggers. especially if they have not told everyone in a group. Its kind of a specialness that a couple has for a while before they want the whole world to know
Monday 12 April
By Sidthe Kid
I used to think that nobody cared but they do. I do not drink much and sometimes go out without having a sip and people think that it weird or ask me if I am expecting. Maybe your friends really do not care but other do we live in a society that promotes it so when people do not do it they are looked at as an out cast. As for being prego, not everyone wants the world to know. It's a specialness a couple has to before they want the world to know.
SB: No amount of alcohol is safe for pregnant women even sips during fetal development can cause fetal alcohol syndrome.
Monday 12 April
By Annie
K, You took the words right out of my mouth. You are soooo right on.