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Anna Paquin announced in a PSA that she is bisexual, making her sex life automatically more interesting than anyone else mentioned in this post. (via The Superficial)

America: Land of the free, home of the illiterate protester. (via Flickr)

Nicholas Sparks brings his innate knack for ruining things to the interview circuit. (via Lainey Gossip)

Tiger Woods reportedly paid mistress Rachel Uchitel $10 million to keep quiet about their affair, which seems pretty pricey, even for ass-to-mouth. (via Page Six)
April Fool's Day means all Bieber, all the time, just the way it should be. (via Funny or Die)
Motormouth: Chelsea Handler
"First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b*tch, OK? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably Jesse James' b*lls. So shut your face." -- The "Chelsea Lately" hostess responds to Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's jokes about her allegedly Botoxed face. (via PopEater)