Leave a Comment   
Matt Damon will appear in an upcoming episode of "30 Rock." In unrelated news, we can't attend your dinner party or anything you might be doing on Thursday for the foreseeable future. (via ICYDK)

Jay Leno finally admitted that Conan O'Brien "got screwed." As screwed as somebody who just got $45 million for doing nothing can be, that is. (via People)

Child abuse 2.0: NEVER tell your child he's not one of Beyoncé's single ladies. (via BuzzFeed)
Jesse James' Nazi photo is finally here. (via Dlisted)
Lady Gaga's concert rider is surprisingly normal and makes no mention of penis-masking tape, haters. (via I'm Not Obsessed)

Motormouth: Zoe Saldana
"I'm naked, kicking ass, firing guns. I f**king loved it."-The actress discusses her latest role in "The Losers." (via NY Post)
(Images: WireImage, Splash, Bauer-Griffin, FilmMagic)