Will James Franco just quit it already? It's not enough that he's a famous actor with a master's degree in creative writing from Columbia who happens to enjoy doing silly things like acting on soap operas. This week he announced he'll be pursuing a PhD at Yale. (Plus, he made our all-time favorite "Hills" parody ever.)

Ugh, why are you so perfect, James Franco?

Franco -- the smart girl's dreamboat -- is at it again in this clip, which shows the actor / author/ grad student auditioning for a role opposite a guy playing ... James Franco. Warning: the language is a little NSFW. Enjoy!