Jesse James got on loads of chicks who weren't his wife and is now above the law, bringing him one step closer to being undeniably MacGyver. (via The Superficial)

Once-famous person Mischa Barton vomits, parties, impresses. (via Page Six)

Think your sexual fetish is sooooo original? Think again! (via Cracked)

In her usual confusingly arousing fashion, Lady Gaga says she can get herself off just by thinking sexy thoughts. (via StarPulse)
James Franco is eyeing Yale for his PhD, and we, as always, are eyeing James Franco. (via PopEater)
Lindsay Lohan takes a break from being totally unemployable to call out George Lopez on Twitter. (via Dlisted)
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