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Do you love your vagina? British menstrual cup manufacturer Mooncup is asking visitors to their website to prove their loyalty by submitting pet names for their "downtown bonanzas," their "tasty delights" or their "bat caves."

The unflinching site lists the most popular nicknames entered so far, aiming to find the UK's Top 5 names in the vagazzlesphere. All-too-appropriate at No. 69 right now? "Lady gaga."

Seeing as Kotex's recent bad-ass ad for a new line of tampons was rejected from U.S. TV networks just for obliquely referencing vaginas, The UK and Mooncup score big time points in our book for letting it all hang out. Even Amy Winehouse is a proud member of the lady parts-naming bandwagon, coming up with her own slang (here's your chance to avert your eyes): "My little VaJew-Jew."



Women of America, you know you can do better than that. We want to hear all those nicknames for your own "Downtown Julie Browns," and you can do way better than "bajingo" or the tired "vajayjay."

"Clamroulette," anyone?