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What's a girl to do when you go out drinking sans purse and pockets? Your ID and phone sure aren't walking themselves to the bar. If you're anything like CJ and her well-endowed friends, you let your bra do double duty as both rack support and small-item storage. From reader responses, it looks like CJ's not the only one with a "chest of wonders." You guys shared the crazy things you've had nestled in your cleavage, whether on accident or on purpose:
"I found a peanut the other day... it had been there long enough to leave an imprint!" -- Rachel
"My phone. I was sitting down, using the computer and just slid it in my cleavage. And then I looked all over the apartment for it before we finally called it, and my chest started ringing." -- Holly
"I am forever finding crumbs and snacks (nuts and goldfish especially) in my bra. Apparently I eat like a starving hyena." -- Beauty and the B*tch
"The craziest thing I ever found in my bra, was one of those BB's-stick on dots that the mammographer had stuck on me to mark my nipples! I apparently forgot to remove it after my mammogram!" -- Elizabeth
"My bra is pretty much a 'catch all.' Depending on what type of bra I am wearing you can usually tell what I have had to eat that day. Just got back from the gym and found my mini iPod. Good. I was looking for that." -- Maddie
"My husband almost fell on the floor laughing when I walked in with the sleeping baby and had his sippy cup in there ... WHAT?! ... I needed an extra hand." -- Nicole
"A cheat paper for a math test." -- Ivana
"Irregularly use my bra and hooters as a cell-phone holster, as well as a place to store grocery lists, business cards, money, and medication. Who needs a purse when one has MONDO TATAs?" -- Muffybolding
"Handcuff key, enough said!!!" -- Phoenix
"Friend of my folks used to keep her earthworms there when fishing. In a Styrofoam cup of course -- otherwise that would just be gross(er)!" -- Psnookums
Tell us! What other crazy stuff have you found between your boobs?
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Monday 29 March
By sue
Lighter,keys,knife,money,ID,perfume.. I call it my victoria secret bag :)
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Monday 29 March
By ChickieinOC
I've found a camera lens cap in there, as well as the occasional guitar pick.
I've even put my credit card and drivers licence in there if I didn't have pockets.
Last Halloween, my Mp3 player was in there...gave it a nice glow :)
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Monday 29 March
By augustbabe
Whenever we would go to concerts I would always take a small bottle or a ziploc baggy of liquor in with me. Now they have the wine rack or the beer canteen BRA you go in 2 cups sizes bigger and come out a bit smaller. Comes with a straw, just search the web
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Monday 29 March
By pattie
since I don't have much to fill my bra cups , I've found they work great to carry lipstick, credit cards, drivers licence, cash.a change purse, phone numbers, a watch , a mini flashlight , keys , a plastic pool pass, tissue,a pocket knife and a tampon. last summer I got in the pool and all of a sudden felt a vibration and asked everyone if they felt the earthquake, no not them. It was about that time I realized my cell phone was vibrating and it had been pushed down into the top of my bathing suit. Many times I've found money floating in the pool that had originally been stuck down the front of my bathing suit in case I needed to buy a drink at the pool. Then their was the unfortunate situation when I had to carry a voice activated mini tape recorder on me.
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Monday 29 March
By Bonnie Cordova
I have use my bra and body heat to warm baby bottles for my kids and now my grandkids
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Monday 29 March
By Lucinda
One time my bra was uncomfortable. I couldn't imagine what it was. I had to get home and take it off. Oh my god! A bee it suffocated. LOL!
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Monday 29 March
By Christine Atkins
I use my bra like a small handbag....I put money, my id, my ipod, my cell phone, lipstick..and anything else I can stuff in there.....oh and kleenex......(not all at once mind you)
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Monday 29 March
By Brittany
I use them to hold my cell phone and money constantly. and we're not sloppy. guys are just jealous because we have our own personal food catchers. they trash the floor with food crumbs...at least we catch ours. lol
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Monday 29 March
By Mary
I have used my bra for extra clip for my 9MM.
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Monday 29 March
By Kat
A baby Squirrel slept there all night I had to keep his body temp up and had no heating pad...
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Monday 29 March
By LadyT
Once I was eating popcorn and I dropped one down there. I wasn't in a place where I could retrieve it, so I just waited until I got home that evening. When I went to look for it, I pulled out a peanut! I thought, "When did I eat peanuts?" lol
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Monday 29 March
By teresa
I once lost lost my keys at a car dealership. A male employee helped me search all over the building for them. Imagine my embarrassment when I realized that I had dropped them in my bra in the ladies room. He took one look and at red face and guessed where they had been!
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Monday 29 March
By Tits McGee
My bra is my cell phone holster, my iPod holder and my wallet. My friends and boyfriend are also accustomed to using my bra as an item holder. "Here, hold this for a second?" and they'd put their cell phone/ipod/keys/book on my cleavage.... and it'd stay put >.< Wonderful friends I have LOL
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Monday 29 March
By Steph
Even car keys!! If you have big enough ones to make it look like they are not there!!
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Monday 29 March
By Thothsraven
I LARP and have on several occasions used my bra to store cigerettes, spell packets, lighters, tags, pens, and in game money. They're just amazing access and very few people search your bra. And as most other women have said, it's a catch all for crumbs.
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Monday 29 March
By ManicD
BTDT.......Well thats just gross, But yes, I find all sorts of helpful stuff in mine all the time, nuts, bolts,directions, lunch....partially eaten or not.
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Monday 29 March
By katy
when i run the vacuum i put my little yorky in my bra to keep her from under my feet. she seems to like it and falls asleep.
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Monday 29 March
By Randi
My cousin has a corn snake and everytime I go over there and I hold it, it always falls asleep in my cleavage or under my boobs. Its pretty funny. xD
Once, one of his friends asked where it was and I told him and he about died laughing. lol
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Monday 29 March
By John
With all this to dgest one has to wonder WHY women get mad when you look at their BOOBS? Christ there is a prize in every boob package as far as these messages reveal.
Forget Cracker Jacks.
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Monday 29 March
By carrie
I have found dog treats in mine... my dog would be sitting on my tatta's with his treat and nexed thing you know its gone.... poof its back when i get ready for a shower befor bed...lol no wonder they fallow me everywher...lol
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