What's a girl to do when you go out drinking sans purse and pockets? Your ID and phone sure aren't walking themselves to the bar. If you're anything like CJ and her well-endowed friends, you let your bra do double duty as both rack support and small-item storage. From reader responses, it looks like CJ's not the only one with a "chest of wonders." You guys shared the crazy things you've had nestled in your cleavage, whether on accident or on purpose:
"I found a peanut the other day... it had been there long enough to leave an imprint!" -- Rachel
"My phone. I was sitting down, using the computer and just slid it in my cleavage. And then I looked all over the apartment for it before we finally called it, and my chest started ringing." -- Holly
"I am forever finding crumbs and snacks (nuts and goldfish especially) in my bra. Apparently I eat like a starving hyena." -- Beauty and the B*tch
"The craziest thing I ever found in my bra, was one of those BB's-stick on dots that the mammographer had stuck on me to mark my nipples! I apparently forgot to remove it after my mammogram!" -- Elizabeth
"My bra is pretty much a 'catch all.' Depending on what type of bra I am wearing you can usually tell what I have had to eat that day. Just got back from the gym and found my mini iPod. Good. I was looking for that." -- Maddie
"My husband almost fell on the floor laughing when I walked in with the sleeping baby and had his sippy cup in there ... WHAT?! ... I needed an extra hand." -- Nicole
"A cheat paper for a math test." -- Ivana
"Irregularly use my bra and hooters as a cell-phone holster, as well as a place to store grocery lists, business cards, money, and medication. Who needs a purse when one has MONDO TATAs?" -- Muffybolding
"Handcuff key, enough said!!!" -- Phoenix
"Friend of my folks used to keep her earthworms there when fishing. In a Styrofoam cup of course -- otherwise that would just be gross(er)!" -- Psnookums
Tell us! What other crazy stuff have you found between your boobs?
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Thursday 25 March
By Detached
Thats amazing! I had no idea so many women can do this!
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Monday 29 March
By BTDT
Now that I'm older, I'm starting to grow moobs.
Will I be finding all this nifty stuff if I buy a "Bro"?
Sunday 04 April
By RIAHANA
I DISCOVERED MY DEAD HAMSTER AFTER 3 WEEKS, I REMEMBER PLAYING WITH YOUNG SIMBA BUT THEN GOT DISTRACTED WHEN CHRIS CAME HOME AND ACCUSED ME OF SUCKIN..... WELL NVM THAT LITTLE SIMBA WAS PINNED BETWEEN MY NIPPLE AND A POPTART I MISS HIM
Thursday 25 March
By Ziggy
Popcorn. I once found it in there after I went to the movies wearing a turtleneck. I swear, they have their own gravity!
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Thursday 25 March
By Sara
Some of my guy friends find it funny to use mine as basketball practice, so I am forever finding food in there.
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Thursday 01 April
By Gary
Do they practice 3 pointers or slam-dunks?
Sunday 04 April
By ashli92
MINE DOOO TOO OMGGG
Thursday 25 March
By Andrea
The craziest thing I've had is a 9mm shell casing while at the shooting range. It definitely didn't get lost, b/c those suckers BURN.
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Monday 29 March
By pete
Andrea, you are a woman after my own heart.
So many women these days faint or run away screaming at the mere thought of a gun. You have the guts to take steps to protect yourself rather play the lottery with police "protection" with your body.
Congratulations.
Monday 29 March
By B
Yea, my first time at the range I wore low cut, after a few brass down my bra where they don't just bounce off, but stick around a while to leave scars. From then after, I wear only turtle necks to the range.
Thursday 01 April
By mel
Andrea, I'm DD & the guys @ the range suggested a tight high collar t-stirt to protect the "girls". Works pretty well
Sunday 04 April
By hellookitty
that almost happened to me!!! good thing it missed
Tuesday 06 April
By Elise
I have had a similar experience... with a .22 shell casing bouncing in there. Like you said I knew instantly!
Friday 26 March
By Jax
I have had to scrub orange stains out of my bras from Cheeto droppings...my one true weakness. I also had an old friend at work who would throw cereal pieces towards my open shirt when she thought I wasn't looking...wouldn't even be eating the cereal but that night I'd be digging pieces out.
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Friday 26 March
By chrissy
i use my bra as a portable entertainment center. it's perfect for snugly holding a portable radio, ipod, etc.
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Monday 29 March
By Bill
t's funny that there's a "Golden Girls" photo with this story. As Sophia might've cracked to Blanche, "What's ALREADY there could be a portable entertainment center".
Friday 26 March
By erin
when I'm at the gym, I use my sports bra to hold my ipod because i dont have an arm band. people look at me funny. hahahaha
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Monday 29 March
By Erica
My sister's 10 week old chihuahua regularly falls asleep ON my boobs, and I've also sat a drink on them and proceeded to drink out of straw while it's still sitting on the girls. Kind of related. Kind of.
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Monday 29 March
By fastrack
What about A T T I C !!!!!!
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Monday 29 March
By REMO
One thing you can say for women.....they are inventive AND sloppy.
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