denny's-moons-over-my-hammyThe ballots have been cast and counted.

In last week's sandwich-on-sandwich showdown, we asked: What would you rather have? Lady Gaga's Wonderbread–Miracle Whip sandwich combo, as featured in her "Telephone" music vid, or a Moons Over My Hammy eggs, ham, cheese and sourdough combo, as featured on Denny's menus across the Midwest?

As it is, Lady Gaga may have won our hearts, but her creation certainly hasn't won our bellies over: Lemondrop readers pledged their allegiance to the cheesy, meaty sandwich, with 68 percent in favor of Moons Over My Hammy.

Sorry, Gaga -- we can appreciate condiments with the best of 'em, but once we're in Hangover City, there's no miracle quite like a greasy, over-portioned Denny's classic.