Jesse James allegedly cheated on his Oscar-winning wife, Sandra Bullock, with a chick with a forehead tattoo, the classiest and most alluring accessory of all time. (via PopEater)

When paired with kittens, Tiger Woods' sexts to his mistress make golden showers seem adorable. (via BuzzFeed)

Too Faced Cosmetics has created a lipstick that allegedly changes from pink to a deep red when a woman is aroused, which is awesome for all those women out there who are fed up with all that foreplay nonsense. (via The Sun)
Gwyneth Paltrow pretends to eat fried chicken and love America. (via Celebitchy)

Über-MILF Padma Lakshmi's baby daddy has been identified as goofy rich dude Adam Dell. (via PEOPLE)
Motormouth: Ke$ha
"ive never done any naked pics... thats not me. total bs. shes hot tho. n getting laid. good for that girl." - The songbird took to her Twitter to dispel any rumors about leaked sex photos. (via Twitter)
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