According to old Celtic legend, there's a place where seal-people roam the Earth, shamrocks grow wild, and awesome videos on the Internet never, ever grow old.

Anyhow, it's St. Patrick's Day, and despite the fact that almost 37 million Americans are of Irish descent, some of them continue to think being Irish makes them uniquely kissable.

So here's a video that's near and dear to our hearts and relevant to the calendar date. It concerns a leprechaun on the loose in Alabama, and perhaps the greatest example of citizen journalism ever committed to college-ruled paper with a number two pencil. Despite their enthusiasm, he has yet to be apprehended. Enjoy!